I know a guy that shoved a nickel up his snout. They had to call paramedics to get it out. Very poetic if you ask me.
Skype Sequiturs
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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"There is cool organ music, but that shit is not it." -- Oett on his hillbilly funeral experience.
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Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Yeah, so who was it today that said someone you know described you as Hobbit short and Santa Clause wide. I nearly pissed my pants.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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That was Nausea. I too nearly pissed myself laughing.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Seriously it was perhaps the most accurate and hilarious description of me I've ever heard.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I got a few similar ones of oett inadvertently fking it up during some calls-
"Do I need to explain the 'bees and the flowers'?" - meaning "the birds and the bees".
And similarly on a totally different occasion- "That is how I learned the 'butterflies and the bees".
"Stockwood" - referring to Woodstock.
"Hyperinvilate" - Hyperventilate
"Boys to the Hood" - "Boys in the Hood" movie
"Gone in the Wind" - "Gone With the Wind" movie
"Another more beer" - one more beer
"DIU" instead of DUI
"The 'Graveyard of the Puppies'" - "Pet Semetary" movie
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Badfellowisms about oettinger (aka 'Gene')
He called him "Pumpkinschtein" (instead of Pumpkin)
"Gene shorts" - regarding oett's Daisy Duke cut-off jean shorts.
"Gene has pickled underwear"
"He learned English from watching 'Rambo'"
"Gene uses blow jobs as a form of currency"
He called him "Pumpkinschtein" (instead of Pumpkin)
"Gene shorts" - regarding oett's Daisy Duke cut-off jean shorts.
"Gene has pickled underwear"
"He learned English from watching 'Rambo'"
"Gene uses blow jobs as a form of currency"
Okole maluna!
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Dear Booze: I don't want a massage. I might fart or get a boner
Me: So just get a man masseuse instead
Dear Booze: That would be worse. I'd probably get both
Me: So just get a man masseuse instead
Dear Booze: That would be worse. I'd probably get both
Okole maluna!
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:10 amI got a few similar ones of oett inadvertently fking it up during some calls-
"Do I need to explain the 'bees and the flowers'?" - meaning "the birds and the bees".
And similarly on a totally different occasion- "That is how I learned the 'butterflies and the bees".
"Stockwood" - referring to Woodstock.
"Hyperinvilate" - Hyperventilate
"Boys to the Hood" - "Boys in the Hood" movie
"Gone in the Wind" - "Gone With the Wind" movie
"Another more beer" - one more beer
"DIU" instead of DUI
"The 'Graveyard of the Puppies'" - "Pet Semetary" movie
this is class...laughed at all of them. read then all in Oett's accent in my head.
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I need to start using another more beer on a daaily basis.
Also 'Graveyard of the Puppies' is a better movie title.
Also 'Graveyard of the Puppies' is a better movie title.
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Graveyard of Puppies 2 starring David Hasselhoff. It was one of those direct to DVD movies.
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Everything is golden comin' from oett, but here are a few favorite Skype oettisms (Geneisms) from 'back in tha day'
Asks Alexa "Go nude and tell a racist joke"
"If you don't have dropped pizza on your floor, you aren't a true drunkard"
"I like Slash (from GnR) style lederhosen, not Bavarian style"
"He was doing the moonwalk, only forward"
"My lung is growing hair right now" - about chain smoking
"He looks like one of the Patchez brothers...'living in the woods' type of people"
"Our retarded offspring was sent over the sea" - how Europeans migrated to the USA
"They are full of nicotine and dust" - regarding his underwear
"I don't mean to sound like a Nazi, but..."
Asks Alexa "Go nude and tell a racist joke"
"If you don't have dropped pizza on your floor, you aren't a true drunkard"
"I like Slash (from GnR) style lederhosen, not Bavarian style"
"He was doing the moonwalk, only forward"
"My lung is growing hair right now" - about chain smoking
"He looks like one of the Patchez brothers...'living in the woods' type of people"
"Our retarded offspring was sent over the sea" - how Europeans migrated to the USA
"They are full of nicotine and dust" - regarding his underwear
"I don't mean to sound like a Nazi, but..."
Okole maluna!