Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store

[Dear Booze]

Rearrange all bottles from tallest to shortest.

[oettinger]

Call in 20 times a day and ask if they deliver pizza

[Artful Drunktective]

THIS:

[Artful Drunktective]

Loot it. Especially the Kentucky Deluxe.

[oettinger]

Unscrew every bottle of KD

[scream ale]

Repeatedly call and demand some Buffalo Trace.

[Nausea]

Repeatedly call and demand some Buffalo Trace.

I got a call from someone in Texas yesterday looking for Blanton's.

Pure desperation.

[Nausea]

Loot it. Especially the Kentucky Deluxe.

There's a special place in Hell for people that commit these sorts of atrocities. Hopefully Satan will let me reign over it.

Save your soul, AD.

[scream ale]

Repeatedly call and demand some Buffalo Trace.

I got a call from someone in Texas yesterday looking for Blanton's.

Pure desperation.

Blanton's... Now there is a serious exercise in futility. Even I don't do that to myself. However any liquor store that's kind enough to let me browse I always scan that bourbon section, knowing I will not find Buffalo Trace but hoping beyond hope that some greedy prick was dumb enough to leave just one bottle on the shelf. It's sad but I admit it.

[Badfellow]

I would hide a raw squid behind the J*ck Daniels display.

[Dear Booze]

Pretend I'm blind and ask him to describe the pictures in the girlie magazines.

[scream ale]

Walk in and demand an unreasonable discount for the sole reason that you post witty bullshit here.
"This handle of Beam is $10 because I am Scream Ale"

[Dear Booze]

Walk in and demand an unreasonable discount for the sole reason that you post witty bullshit here.
"This handle of Beam is $10 because I am Scream Ale"

What do you mean $10 is less than wholesale? Do you know who I am? I'm the guy that types stupid drunk shit on Twitter! I will own this motherfucking place!

[Artful Drunktective]

Stand outside in riot gear with a 12 gauge to make sure everyone that enters is wearing masks, not loitering or looting, checking receipts as customers leave etc.

[Artful Drunktective]

Stand outside the door acting and dressed like the British Queen's Guard.