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They refuse to hold meetings at bars.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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They quit on me
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I thought I would meet my next ex-wife there, no luck
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
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I enjoyed the stories but the coffee was shite
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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They frowned on me setting up a mini bar beside the coffee pot.
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I left when I learned aa did not stand for Awesome Ales
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It's called Alcoholics Anonymous, but before you can speak the first thing they do is make you tell everyone your name.

"Hi, my name is Badfellow, and you can all fuck directly off."
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I got laid but I quickly found out why people go to AA. They got severe issues. Now today I can tell you they hate us because they are a cult. When you hear someone sharing they wouldn't trade their worst day undrunk for their best day drunk, you have to call b.s.!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I thought it was a select group for talented anus artists.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Could be Awkward Aristocrats.

Or Aural Abomination.

Or Accidental Asswreck.

Or Aunty Anne.

Or Actually Afforable.

Or....
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scream ale wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:21 pm
 Or Accidental Asswreck.
^^^ I'm goin' with this one

or appropriate asswreck
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Absolutely Asinine
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scream ale wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:21 pm
 Accidental Asswreck.
This is how Badfellow was conceived.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA

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Nausea wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:10 pm
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Yeah, right. That's totally you. I recognize the loafers.
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