Reasons why I quit AA
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Badfellow
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
My sponsor got drunk and tried to grope me.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
Well, it was either that or quit Fecal Freaks Anonymous.
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Dear Booze
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
The meetings were nothing more than whining sessions.
Quitter: "Whaaaaa, I can't handle my shit. Whaaaaa"
Me: "Oh, boo-fucking-hoo! Everyone has problems. That's why God invented alcohol in the first place. Put on your big boy pants, have a drink, and enjoy life for a while, you fucking cry babies!"
And that, fellow drunkards is why I was asked to leave.
Quitter: "Whaaaaa, I can't handle my shit. Whaaaaa"
Me: "Oh, boo-fucking-hoo! Everyone has problems. That's why God invented alcohol in the first place. Put on your big boy pants, have a drink, and enjoy life for a while, you fucking cry babies!"
And that, fellow drunkards is why I was asked to leave.
DRINK!
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Rye and Coke
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
I would sporadically burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter followed by quiet snickers of "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
When they said "quit drinking", I said "oh, sorry, thought you meant just at the meetings".
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
The guy said to me "you should join AA."
Well then, I though he said "Eh, eh" and assumed it was a support group for ex-Canadians trying to get over their jelly donut addictions.
BTW, those stale AA donuts are day old donations from bakeries and grocery stores who shamelessly use this as a write-off on their taxes. Stale charity donuts.
Well then, I though he said "Eh, eh" and assumed it was a support group for ex-Canadians trying to get over their jelly donut addictions.
BTW, those stale AA donuts are day old donations from bakeries and grocery stores who shamelessly use this as a write-off on their taxes. Stale charity donuts.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
They started off each session by reading from the Bible, while I am a Whirling Dervish.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
They discovered the Fight Club I'd started in the basement
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
The first rule of Fight Club...Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:57 amThey discovered the Fight Club I'd started in the basement
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Re: Reasons why I quit AA
... is stay out of aa
Re: Reasons why I quit AA
Some dude with bitch tits tried to give me a hug while crying.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:57 amThey discovered the Fight Club I'd started in the basement
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.