Reasons why I quit AA

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Reasons why I quit AA

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It didn't take.
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I lost interest.
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She left me anyways.
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It was too much work.
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I wasn't fond of my sponsor.
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I fundamentally disagree with steps 4, 5, 8, and 12.
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The coffee sucked.
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There were no hot sponsors.
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When mentioning my alcohol intake, they said they'd "pray for me."
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It interfered with drinking.
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It interfered with golfing.
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I kept coming to meetings drunk

apparently they frown upon that
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I have a tough time sitting down and talking to other people about my drinking... because of my hemorrhoids.
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When I realized there was no bourbon in the coffee I said to hell with this.

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