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Unemployed again

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Got laid off today after almost 4 years of consecutive employment, and I couldn't be happier about it. Looking to spend the weekend getting drunk before I'm forced to be responsible again.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people

<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards

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Fabricsoftner wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:17 pm
Got laid off today after almost 4 years of consecutive employment, and I couldn't be happier about it. Looking to spend the weekend getting drunk before I'm forced to be responsible again.
We're here for you, soldier. Pull up a seat to the goddamn bar and I'll buy you a double. Fuck The Man. Fuck his chains of employment.

Cheers to freedom.

Cheers to The Now!
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Unemployed again

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Savor the freedom, fellow Drunkard, but be careful because you may never want to go back to the rat race again.

Cheers to your liberation from the shackles of the grindstone. And what Rye & Coke said.
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Re: Unemployed again

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:20 pm
Fabricsoftner wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:17 pm
Got laid off today after almost 4 years of consecutive employment, and I couldn't be happier about it. Looking to spend the weekend getting drunk before I'm forced to be responsible again.
We're here for you, soldier. Pull up a seat to the goddamn bar and I'll buy you a double. Fuck The Man. Fuck his chains of employment.

Cheers to freedom.

Cheers to The Now!
hell yeah, brother
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people

<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards

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Re: Unemployed again

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A good innings there brother, now onto the bender!
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Re: Unemployed again

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Frito-Lay has a warehouse in Bradenton with a part time position open for $16.89 per hour: https://fritolayemployment.com/Home/Job ... ymentType=

I work at their San Diego warehouse and I hate it. But I've been there over 17 years now. It pays the bills, good benefits if you go full time.

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Re: Unemployed again

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My comment in your sig file is applicable again...
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Congrats!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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You worked for Frito-Lay?, I hate those fuckers
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Re: Unemployed again

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whiskeyprick wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:32 pm
You worked for Frito-Lay?, I hate those fuckers
Ask him about his last job when you see him mdm chat.

He's a regular again..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Re: Unemployed again

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AHAHAHAH Drunkchat- The Unemployables
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Unemployed again

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Congratulations. I'll be down that way for the first 2 weeks of July visiting the the wife's family. I'm buying.
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