Weed

[machinehead]

Anyone else?
It's OK
if you trip
On Weed
Just watch out
For the beers

[Badfellow]

Okay, I'll bite.

I smoke a metric fuckton of cannabis. Bongs, dabs, fatties, you name it. In fact, back in 1998 I was in training for Willie Nelson's Olympic bong smoking team until I suffered a partially collapsed lung in the fourteen footer event .

Thankfully I've since made a full recovery and have discovered the joys of mixing high grade cannabis product with a fine whiskey or aged tequila in the snifter. Haven't been dizzy since 2001.

What's the secret? You have to embrace the irie.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Fuckin druggies

[scream ale]

Buncha got damn hippies

[machinehead]

I don't have the hair to be a hippy. Not for a long time!

Chrome dome is the term used by hippies to describe a person like me.

Pot is not just for hippies anymore.

[RIPT2.0]

I've been smoking weed for over 40 years. It was more fun back when they couldn't test for it.

[machinehead]

Just don't get hurt at work.

One job I had regularly piss tested me.

So I quit the shitty job.

Only smoke on weekends now.

It is too expensive for everyday use.

I miss the $20 Lid we got back in the day. Mexican dirt.

But the modern stuff is much stronger.

A few tokes on a one hitter is like tripping, almost.

[Badfellow]

Fuckin druggies

Dirty MAGA hippie.

[Badfellow]

...It is too expensive for everyday use.

I miss the $20 Lid we got back in the day. Mexican dirt.

But the modern stuff is much stronger.

A few tokes on a one hitter is like tripping, almost.

Look at it this way: the modern stuff is more economical, considering it would only take you a puff or two to achieve the desired effect. Sure, Mexican dirt weed was cheap and plentiful back in the day, but you also had to smoke massive amounts which a) wasn't always a pleasant experience and b) didn't necessarily guarantee getting stoned.

And that's saying nothing of all the seeds that had to be painstakingly removed from the mangled, compressed "buds" of Mexican schwaz. Have you ever accidentally (or otherwise) smoked a seed? It does not taste or smell like victory in the morning.

[machinehead]

Good point Badfellow, I forgot (slightly drunk) about economies of scale.
And the stems and seeds that we didn't need.

[machinehead]

Fuckin druggies

Alcohol is a drug too, don't forget.

It's the most powerful drug too.

A gateway if ever there was one.

[oettinger]

I used to smoke it a lot but lost all my stoner powers over the years (AD and BF witnessed first hand)

[machinehead]

I am getting one prepared now.

Hold on for some seriously stupid shit!

[Artful Drunktective]

I like weed and stupid shit. Hell yah!

[Dear Booze]

Fuck yea
Weed is the word
Chrome dome hippies
That's the word
Too
Drugs and gateways
And lids
Lots and lots of lids
Fuck yea, dude.