YKYNDW...

[Nausea]

You know you’re not a drunk when...

...you think Crown Royal is an upscale whiskey.

...you think doing shots of Fireball is hardcore.

[Badfellow]

You do shots of Fireball? That's hardcore, man.

[Nausea]

...that one time you got black out drunk and puked was the "last time you'll ever drink <that stuff>."

[Nausea]

...there is a "now it's late enough" time for drinking.

[Nausea]

...that last shot was "too strong."

[Badfellow]

When your mom asks "are you gonna finish that white wine spritzer, sweetie?'

[oettinger]

The only mixers you know are coke, sprite and redbull

[oettinger]

Your favorite drunk munchies is cucumber

[oettinger]

Being drunk for you means:

being uncomfortable
bad sleep
gag
nightmares of being a virgin
being told by dad to do better next time
barely touching a brah
Pissing yourself like a fountain
Star Trek photoshop porn
Opening a bottle of Jäger and throwing up immediately

Edit: All inspired by my undrunk brother

[Rye and Coke]

When you're offered a free drink of high shelf whiskey, try it, don't like it, then commence to obliviously pouring it out to the screams of onlookers.

(also inspired by undrunk brother)

[scream ale]

Being drunk for you means:

Star Trek photoshop porn

That is.... I wanna say strange, but it's so much more than that.

[Patchez]

Being drunk for you means:

Star Trek photoshop porn

That is.... I wanna say strange, but it's so much more than that.

Star Trek Photoshop Porn

I have the weirdest boner right now though.

[Lush City]

WTF?

[oettinger]

Being drunk for you means:

Star Trek photoshop porn

That is.... I wanna say strange, but it's so much more than that.

Star Trek Photoshop Porn

I have the weirdest boner right now though.

You guys are all being weird, do I have to look it up for you? Really?

[scream ale]

do I have to look it up for you? Really?

Nah that's ok. You can look it up all for yourself big fella.