You know you’re not a drunk when...
...you think Crown Royal is an upscale whiskey.
...you think doing shots of Fireball is hardcore.
YKYNDW...
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Re: YKYNDW...
You do shots of Fireball? That's hardcore, man.
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...that one time you got black out drunk and puked was the "last time you'll ever drink <that stuff>."
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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...there is a "now it's late enough" time for drinking.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: YKYNDW...
When your mom asks "are you gonna finish that white wine spritzer, sweetie?'
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Re: YKYNDW...
Being drunk for you means:
being uncomfortable
bad sleep
gag
nightmares of being a virgin
being told by dad to do better next time
barely touching a brah
Pissing yourself like a fountain
Star Trek photoshop porn
Opening a bottle of Jäger and throwing up immediately
Edit: All inspired by my undrunk brother
being uncomfortable
bad sleep
gag
nightmares of being a virgin
being told by dad to do better next time
barely touching a brah
Pissing yourself like a fountain
Star Trek photoshop porn
Opening a bottle of Jäger and throwing up immediately
Edit: All inspired by my undrunk brother
Drink!
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Re: YKYNDW...
When you're offered a free drink of high shelf whiskey, try it, don't like it, then commence to obliviously pouring it out to the screams of onlookers.
(also inspired by undrunk brother)
(also inspired by undrunk brother)
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: YKYNDW...
Star Trek Photoshop Pornscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 3:45 pmThat is.... I wanna say strange, but it's so much more than that.
I have the weirdest boner right now though.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: YKYNDW...
WTF?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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You guys are all being weird, do I have to look it up for you? Really?Patchez wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:38 pmStar Trek Photoshop Pornscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 3:45 pmThat is.... I wanna say strange, but it's so much more than that.
I have the weirdest boner right now though.
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