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oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:45 pm

I voluntary wear one each morning on the shitter


Why I wear masks:
I wear em for fun.
Cuz I look cool.
I don't smell oett's drunkarreah.
People don't recognize me nor see my facial expressions.
Nobody can smell my alcohol breath.
I can easily rob a bank.
I can carry on with other personal business much like Dear Booze does. (see below).


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:27 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:45 pm

I voluntary wear one each morning on the shitter


Why I wear masks:
I wear em for fun.
Cuz I look cool.
I don't smell oett's drunkarreah.
People don't recognize me nor see my facial expressions.
Nobody can smell my alcohol breath.
I can easily rob a bank.
I can carry on with other personal business much like Dear Booze does. (see below).


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Have any of you sneezed while wearing a mask? It's like shitting your pants, but on your face.
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I sneeze in my mask at work all time. It sucks shit.

Hugh must live in the sleepiest town in the country. People seem to just lie down where ever the fuck and go to sleep.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:27 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:45 pm

I voluntary wear one each morning on the shitter


Why I wear masks:
I wear em for fun.
Cuz I look cool.
I don't smell oett's drunkarreah.
People don't recognize me nor see my facial expressions.
Nobody can smell my alcohol breath.
I can easily rob a bank.
I can carry on with other personal business much like Dear Booze does. (see below).


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I wear a farking mask because I do not want to die from your germs. I’m immune-compromised and wish to live to see my great grandchildren. Fek you and your freedumbs!
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Savage wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:39 pm
I wear a farking mask because I do not want to die from your germs. I’m immune-compromised and wish to live to see my great grandchildren. Fek you and your freedumbs!
I wish you well, but I'm not responsible for your health or your decisions.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:07 am
Savage wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:39 pm
I wear a farking mask because I do not want to die from your germs. I’m immune-compromised and wish to live to see my great grandchildren. Fek you and your freedumbs!
I wish you well, but I'm not responsible for your health or your decisions.
So, like, when you drive, you just blow through stop signs and railroad crossings, and merrily speed at 80mph through school zones?
Because, you know, FREEDOM!
You are your own little solar system?
Bless your heart.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:25 pm
"The Masks Speak"
Uhhh...not a single one of those masks even remotely apply to me. I clearly stated my reasons for wearing masks. Mainly I like how it hides alcohol breath. But...

For starters, I don't like wearing a mask. Does anyone?
I don't read nor watch propaganda.
I don't blame Trump.
I despise Bill Gates.
I don't support Dems nor Republicans.
I've always managed to have my own health insurance, even if it came out of my pocket.
I have never had a vaccine (like for the flu for example) in my ENTIRE adult life.
I don't live in fear as I have done things most people never will in life (like moving to another country for example).

The only one that is somewhat applicable is the "I only do what I'm told" and that's only because it's mandated and I really don't want to pay thousands in fines for violating it...the same reason why I abide other things, whether I agree with it or not. I agree with Savage 100% on this like safety concerns for example.

The "not being able to smoke" in bars is the worst deprivation. People should be able to smoke in designated bars and restaurants and if others don't like it, they can exercise their right to go elsewhere to a smoke-free bar. Buuut unfortunately... we must tolerate this "smoke-free" law regardless.

Same with why we abide by the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" signs and not consider that an infringement on rights. If anything, that's even more stupid because who gives a shit if someone isn't wearing shoes at the gas station?

But...the most overlooked point is...that the business establishments also have rights. If some bars want to allow smoking - they should be able to. If other places enforce "Wear a shirt. Wear shoes. Wear a mask"...it's the same. Pretty simple, really. Freedom of choice to take our business elsewhere if we don't like it.


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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:25 pm
"The Masks Speak"
Yes, let the masks speak!

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:06 pm

Hugh must live in the sleepiest town in the country. People seem to just lie down where ever the fuck and go to sleep.
Yeah really. I should move there. It might cure my insomnia.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:26 am
scream ale wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:06 pm

Hugh must live in the sleepiest town in the country. People seem to just lie down where ever the fuck and go to sleep.
Yeah really. I should move there. It might cure my insomnia.
Sleep town. You just want to lay down and cuddle with the bums
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And masks don`t work with viruses. Why do people not get this??!
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:33 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:27 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:45 pm

I voluntary wear one each morning on the shitter


Why I wear masks:
I wear em for fun.
Cuz I look cool.
I don't smell oett's drunkarreah.
People don't recognize me nor see my facial expressions.
Nobody can smell my alcohol breath.
I can easily rob a bank.
I can carry on with other personal business much like Dear Booze does. (see below).


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Have any of you sneezed while wearing a mask? It's like shitting your pants, but on your face.
It’s the worst. And other people glare at you as if you just pooped on the floor!
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Savage wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:35 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:07 am
Savage wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:39 pm
I wear a farking mask because I do not want to die from your germs. I’m immune-compromised and wish to live to see my great grandchildren. Fek you and your freedumbs!
I wish you well, but I'm not responsible for your health or your decisions.
So, like, when you drive, you just blow through stop signs and railroad crossings, and merrily speed at 80mph through school zones?
Because, you know, FREEDOM!
You are your own little solar system?
Bless your heart.
No. I obey laws that are part of the contract of having a driver's license. Mask mandates are edicts and commands from a central authority that was given 'emergency powers' by legislators which they now regularly abuse. Masks, no rights to assemble and other b.s. they have invented and decreed are not laws and can be fought in court. This crap will continue until people stand up and say no more! Masks don't work!
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