Today in my neighborhood...
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Here's the aftermath:
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It looks just like Ukraine. Only with paintballs. And Padres.
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That vent looks like a nice, cozy place to try and crawl into after a long day of smoking crack.
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Makes me wish I smoked crack.
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To me the clearly looks like blood... in pink. When you headshot to a barbydoll there`s pink blood on the wall like this
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Damn, Hugh just revealed your secret hiding spot to the drunk world. Thanks Hugh!
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Today my landlord, who owns the double shotgun, comes over with a reefer, he smokes reefers but not cigarettes and doesn’t drink. That’s okay, I do all them things. Very serious he is, talking man to man about his thoughts lately of suicide. Touchy subject but maybe I helped him over the hump. He laughed as he went over to his side, I hope it was a laugh, and not a moan. I cracked open another one and mulled things over. All this pain in the world. Pain in people that don’t deserve it. Took a good pull off the Burnett’s, let it settle up there, and then took another one.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
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I’m not really worried for him because he has doctors and he’s in the system and all that. Plus he hasn’t figured out yet how to off himself. I asked him, How ya gonna do it? I’m gonna electrocute myself, he said. How ya gonna do that, I asked him? I’m gonna plug my finger into the electric socket, he said. What, your finger won’t fit, don’t give me that, I said. Let me fill the tub up with water, I said, then you get in and I’ll toss this old fashioned electric fan into the tub. Then, on your say so, I will plug it in and electrocute you. How does that sound?
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But then it won’t be suicide, said the landlord. No, he said, the landlord said, I must throw the electric fan into the tub myself. Well, I said, the only way to do that is to get out of the tub. Listen, I said to him, I know you don’t drink but I’ve got some peach brandy under the house, a couple jugs, and it is gettin’ on summer and What Do You Say? We can forget this suicide business for the time being and have some fruit.
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I’ve done done it again! I am out. Well, there is one pull left in the Burnett’s and that’s it. It’s 3:00am. Four hours ‘till the liquor store opens. This is going to test my grit and courage.
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I just imagined him waking up to a full meal bag from some fast food place under his arm. Poor guy.
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I remember you snoozing between the Judge family's wall and a bed. You looked so lifelike.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:00 pmGonna say that looks like me in Vegas when I didn't get robbed
like tears in rain
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still alive barely , sold the biz, be in Vegas next weekSavage wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 11:19 pmI remember you snoozing between the Judge family's wall and a bed. You looked so lifelike.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:00 pmGonna say that looks like me in Vegas when I didn't get robbed
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Living in this German town makes me want to smoke crack and crawl into a miscellaneous paint ball and blood encrusted vent. I wonder if I could even find one, as they don't really have ventilated buildings here. I guess an abandoned bunker will work.
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