Today in my neighborhood...

[Merchant Seaman]

Come on, who hasn't taken a little nap near a bar, or as I like to call it, a recharge, for the second (or third, or fourth...) charge!

[Badfellow]

Someone needs to coach the less fortunate on the art of urban stealth camping. If you have a van, park it down by the river for easy access to fresh water and rolling doobies.

Seriously, I knew a guy who pitched his tent behind a "Welcome to Wisconsin" sign for the entire summer... had his own private beach on the St. Croix River and was less than ten minutes walking distance from a grocery store, liquor store and a laundromat. I looked forward to visiting him, often bringing steaks or brats to grill on the beach while we watched the boats meander by. Even had a couple parties down there and only ever saw the cops from afar doing water patrols and harassing drunk boaters not wearing their life jackets. Fourth of July weekend we got a keg; it was epic.

[Hugh]

[oettinger]

You should ask on of them if they might also take a picture of you laying on the curb.

Then again, how much is your phone worth?

[scream ale]

Have you ever tried to pose with them or reposition them into a funnier position?

[Badfellow]

Have you ever tried to pose with them or reposition them into a funnier position?

Or dress them up as an Oompa Loompa?

[scream ale]

Or paint their faces to look like Kiss.

[oettinger]

Or paint their faces to look like Kiss.

They deserve better, just urinate on them

[scream ale]

Or you could glue pennies to their clothes. That would be funny/cruel.

[oettinger]

Or you could glue pennies to their clothes. That would be funny/cruel.

Just because fake tits and lipstick might upset them a bit too much

[Hugh]

[Rye and Coke]

Someone was a tad eager to get their vaccine I see...

Probably shot it right in their ankle

[Nausea]

Was probably PCP shot directly into the perineum.

The needle was tossed after it was used to completely scrape the flesh off the user's face.

[oettinger]

Wait, is there some safety cap on it? No open needle, that`s a caring member of your neighborhood

[Merchant Seaman]

Today in my neighborhood...

Water, lots of water