What's My Name?

[Dear Booze]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who had no taste
I've been around for a long, long time
laid many a drinks to waste
And I was 'round when Palinka
Was at the top of his game
Made damn sure the moderators
banned me and sealed my fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around the drunkard board
and inflicted lots of pain
Fucked around with old school users
and was reborn again in vain
I drove a tank
through the drunkard rank
and many were enraged
And they said I stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for two decades
and no friends were ever made
I shouted out
guess what, It's me!
When after all
It was, in fact, me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of who had no taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who never made the grade

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Some call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

Tell me drunks, what's my name
Tell me drunkards, can ya guess my name?
Tell me drinkers, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name?

[RIPT2.0]

Great song, even with the embellishments.

[oettinger]

Carefuck Sam, we think we know your Name

[RIPT2.0]

Carefuck Sam, we think we know your Name

What's in a name anyway?

[Dear Booze]

Who the fuck cares where great stories come from?