The Island

[whiskeyprick]

Does anyone even talk about it anymore? Who is gonna step up and buy one for us ? or will it be a collaboration? or is everyone scared of being compared to Epstein? Get back to the basics, it's about the booze.

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

I'm all for getting an island. I just fear having my own island will be dangerous for my ego. I'd declare myself King, and do mad speeches at the UN on our innate human right for us to get drunk. Drunks from dry nations will be given asylum.

The land of the drunks, the home of the intoxicated!


Huzzah!

[oettinger]

Yeah I remember, black out island was a common theme on this very board not tooo long ago

[Patchez]

I found 6500 acres along the might Mississippi for a cool 11.5ish million. We could have a land locked Blackout Island with water on one side. Then Thirsty could walk to or drive to Blackout Island. Then we could all get hammered and race nerf barred side by sides around 2000 acres of trails.
Also a large say 300 acres for a giant paintball field. Beer stations located throughout with hookups for your through mask hydration system. That way you have a safe way of drinking during the heated paintball battle. Fighting the other team over the unkilled kegs.

[Artful Drunktective]

Yeah I remember, black out island was a common theme on this very board not tooo long ago

Yes I remember the Blackout Island Tiki Lounge. The graveyard shift guy created it and soon after left. Didn't he get bullied like so many other poor sods? How sad.

[Savage]

There’s an island?

[ThirstyDrunk]

a cool 11.5ish million. We could have a land locked Blackout Island with water on one side. Then Thirsty could walk to or drive to Blackout Island.

Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea

[oettinger]

It would just be fitting if we came up with the aforementioned 11,5 million bucks, bought the island, celebrated the investment and the next morning forgot where it was located at

[Badfellow]

a cool 11.5ish million. We could have a land locked Blackout Island with water on one side. Then Thirsty could walk to or drive to Blackout Island.

Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea

Need to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.

[Patchez]

First Church of the Inebriate Immaculate

[whiskeyprick]

a cool 11.5ish million. We could have a land locked Blackout Island with water on one side. Then Thirsty could walk to or drive to Blackout Island.

Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea

Need to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.

This could be how we raise the $$. We just need a charismatic bullshit artist with access to late-night info-mercials. I nominate Frank.

[Badfellow]

Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea

Need to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.

This could be how we raise the $$. We just need a charismatic bullshit artist with access to late-night info-mercials. I nominate Frank.

Nomination for Frank seconded. He's like a drunk-ass Kenny Copeland.

And don't forget, yours truly is an ordained Inter-Faith Minister with the ULC, and I have a BS in Inter-Inebriative Studies. In plain speak, this means I'm capable of getting "just a little buzz" on and delivering long winded sermons to elicit donations from variously moneyed viewers.

"We deeply need your financial support so that we may maintain focus upon our 'studies' as well as our continued outreach* to the community."

*reaching out to buy more liquor and to occasionally cop a feel on a nice set of boobs

[whiskeyprick]

what would you like to see on your island? attach to your donation.

[Merchant Seaman]

An island where drinking all the time is normal and expected?
Isn't there one already called Ireland?
and Australia, if you count that as an island
(then of course there's Iceland)

[Badfellow]

what would you like to see on your island?

Upon arrival, the traveler is greeted by a colossal and magnanimous statue of trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey hoisting a bottle of blended Canadian whiskey toward the rising sun of the east. Standing over 400 ft. tall and made entirely of mashed potatoes, the feet of the statue stride both sides to the approach of the harbor bearing the inscriptions "I am the Liquor" and "Never Cry Shitwolf". The statue also occasionally pisses into the harbor which severely effects the local tides.