The Island
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- whiskeyprick
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The Island
Does anyone even talk about it anymore? Who is gonna step up and buy one for us ? or will it be a collaboration? or is everyone scared of being compared to Epstein? Get back to the basics, it's about the booze.
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- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: The Island
I'm all for getting an island. I just fear having my own island will be dangerous for my ego. I'd declare myself King, and do mad speeches at the UN on our innate human right for us to get drunk. Drunks from dry nations will be given asylum.
The land of the drunks, the home of the intoxicated!
Huzzah!
The land of the drunks, the home of the intoxicated!
Huzzah!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Re: The Island
Yeah I remember, black out island was a common theme on this very board not tooo long ago
Drink!
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I found 6500 acres along the might Mississippi for a cool 11.5ish million. We could have a land locked Blackout Island with water on one side. Then Thirsty could walk to or drive to Blackout Island. Then we could all get hammered and race nerf barred side by sides around 2000 acres of trails.
Also a large say 300 acres for a giant paintball field. Beer stations located throughout with hookups for your through mask hydration system. That way you have a safe way of drinking during the heated paintball battle. Fighting the other team over the unkilled kegs.
Also a large say 300 acres for a giant paintball field. Beer stations located throughout with hookups for your through mask hydration system. That way you have a safe way of drinking during the heated paintball battle. Fighting the other team over the unkilled kegs.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Yes I remember the Blackout Island Tiki Lounge. The graveyard shift guy created it and soon after left. Didn't he get bullied like so many other poor sods? How sad.
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Re: The Island
Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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It would just be fitting if we came up with the aforementioned 11,5 million bucks, bought the island, celebrated the investment and the next morning forgot where it was located at
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Re: The Island
Need to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:08 amThank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea
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First Church of the Inebriate Immaculate
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: The Island
This could be how we raise the $$. We just need a charismatic bullshit artist with access to late-night info-mercials. I nominate Frank.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:43 pmNeed to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:08 amThank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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Nomination for Frank seconded. He's like a drunk-ass Kenny Copeland.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:34 pmThis could be how we raise the $$. We just need a charismatic bullshit artist with access to late-night info-mercials. I nominate Frank.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:43 pmNeed to start a booze church first. You know, tax exempt status and all.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:08 am
Thank you for taking my thoughts into consideration.
I'm on board with this idea
And don't forget, yours truly is an ordained Inter-Faith Minister with the ULC, and I have a BS in Inter-Inebriative Studies. In plain speak, this means I'm capable of getting "just a little buzz" on and delivering long winded sermons to elicit donations from variously moneyed viewers.
"We deeply need your financial support so that we may maintain focus upon our 'studies' as well as our continued outreach* to the community."
*reaching out to buy more liquor and to occasionally cop a feel on a nice set of boobs
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Re: The Island
what would you like to see on your island? attach to your donation.
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Re: The Island
An island where drinking all the time is normal and expected?
Isn't there one already called Ireland?
and Australia, if you count that as an island
(then of course there's Iceland)
Isn't there one already called Ireland?
and Australia, if you count that as an island
(then of course there's Iceland)
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Re: The Island
Upon arrival, the traveler is greeted by a colossal and magnanimous statue of trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey hoisting a bottle of blended Canadian whiskey toward the rising sun of the east. Standing over 400 ft. tall and made entirely of mashed potatoes, the feet of the statue stride both sides to the approach of the harbor bearing the inscriptions "I am the Liquor" and "Never Cry Shitwolf". The statue also occasionally pisses into the harbor which severely effects the local tides.
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