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Happy birthday oldsmartskunk

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Dude drank into the early hours of the morning while having to work that same morning.

I admire this.

Happy birthday to everyone's favorite, sexiest Lithuanian!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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su gimtadieniu to the cunt
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Cheers and Happy Birthday to our favorite Sluttiest Lithuanian!


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Happy birthday, you jizz soaked gigolo. You make other Lithuanians work harder to look more slutty.
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I appreciate these kind words. You make me wanna jizz with joy!
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Happy Day your face rubbed your mother's vagina!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Happy Birthday!
DRINK!
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Happy Birthday, I owe you a drink.
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Drink strong, drink forth, may there be many more drinks.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

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BUY THIS MAN A ROUND, while he sings us his salacious songs of salty sex!
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Happy Beerthday, belated as is the drunkard way, you big perv.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Happy Birthday o$$! Although it was yesterday, we couldn't wish you birthday love because we were all blacklisted. Hope you had fun in your cabin in the woods! Sveikinimai!

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Happy blackout day OSS
Drink!
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All that healthy living brought you another year. Cheers!
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Happy Birthday! I wish you many more! (not just years!)
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