Patchez: Behind the Beard

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 5:35 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:45 am
Patchez as a kld.

A kid?!? He still uses it.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:00 am

This doesn't turn out like the sea monkeys, does it?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:00 am

This doesn't turn out like the sea monkeys, does it?

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 3:07 am

Patchez when his grandkids come over.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Fri Nov 17, 2023 4:33 am

When Patchez asks you to go camping.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:13 am

^^^ now try to back that thing into your garage

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:33 am

His highest level Dungeons & Dragons character is a dwarf warrior named Usquebaugh Shartlander.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:33 am

He vacations in Florida specifically to be raped by the dolphins.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:36 am

His RV contains 8 bathrooms, 3 Batcaves and a disco nightclub with a full time Abba tribute band.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:28 pm

His RV has a distillery trailer