Patchez has been known to flip his beard up, fold it back down
and hold it in place with prayer beads
as a face mask
during public transit.
Patchez: Behind the Beard
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Re: About Patchez...
Patchez doesn't have a shower beer. He has a shower 6 pack, and downs them fast enough to get out before his finger tips get wrinkly.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: About Patchez...
Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,
Bear or bare?
Or both?
But you have to specify,
Bear or bare?
Or both?
Re: About Patchez...
A little from column A and a little from column B.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pmPatchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,
Bear or bare?
Or both?
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Patchez wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:35 pmA little from column A and a little from column B.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pmPatchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,
Bear or bare?
Or both?
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Re: The Life of Patchez
Picks his teeth with a huntin' knife
and wore the same clothes all his life
and wore the same clothes all his life
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: The Life of Patchez
When he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
This is fact.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 12:09 pmWhen he's in jail, he uses his one phone call to Skype with the MDM drunkards.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
And the scary part is he’s catching a lot of trout.
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Troutchez
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Patchey balls > Wheatie balls
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
This thread is not funny,
You don`t make fun of old tiny fat dwars like Patch. That`s just very bad taste. Stop it
You don`t make fun of old tiny fat dwars like Patch. That`s just very bad taste. Stop it
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