Patchez: Behind the Beard
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
The fuck is a dwar?
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Re: The Life of Patchez
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:33 pmEven more excited about his full blown diabetes.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:19 pmHe is genuinely excited about the possibility of his HIV turning into full-blown AIDS.
And his recurring attacks of gout.
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
He knows how to operate a Lund with a fishing rod in one had, a beer in one hand, and a bourbon in the other hand.
You don't even wanna know what's in the other hand...
You don't even wanna know what's in the other hand...
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Top shelf scotch?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:19 amHe knows how to operate a Lund with a fishing rod in one had, a beer in one hand, and a bourbon in the other hand.
You don't even wanna know what's in the other hand...
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
It’s any member of Gwar 4 feet tall or under.
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
A small cigar?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:19 amHe knows how to operate a Lund with a fishing rod in one had, a beer in one hand, and a bourbon in the other hand.
You don't even wanna know what's in the other hand...
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
He drinks Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes.
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
I think we can substitute Patchy's name instead of Chuck's in most of the "Chuck Norris Facts"
Patchez can build a snowman out of rain.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Patchez doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Patchez plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
Big foot claims he saw Patchez.
Once a cobra bit Patchy's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Death once had a near-Patchez experience.
Patchez can build a snowman out of rain.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Patchez doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Patchez plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
Big foot claims he saw Patchez.
Once a cobra bit Patchy's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Death once had a near-Patchez experience.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
I had the whole set!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Patchez: Behind the Beard
Patchez once took his human mask off to reveal a fire-breathing skull.
He is Darth Vader's father and has a very high midichlorian count.
Extraterrestrial life is familiar with him, since he rides his motorbike at the speed of light throughout the universe.
He once bitch-slapped a honey badger for eyeballing his drink.
He kills hipsters for sport.
He is Darth Vader's father and has a very high midichlorian count.
Extraterrestrial life is familiar with him, since he rides his motorbike at the speed of light throughout the universe.
He once bitch-slapped a honey badger for eyeballing his drink.
He kills hipsters for sport.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.