Drink straight booze without any mixers. Booze dumps enough sugar into your pancreas as it is.Absinthe Of Malice wrote: ↑Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:46 pmThe short story: pre-diabetic, BMI 35.5, hypertensive, yada yada yada. I had a long discussion RE: liver enzyme levels, alcoholism and fatty liver disease, my weight, my blood pressure, my health, etc...
He fucking challenged me to go dry for 2 weeks and I accepted only because he was a little prickish about it. "Oh only do that if you can do so safely. You won't get the shakes or anything will you? I only want you to do this if you won't get sick..." IDGAF if I do get the shakes and I'm not going to get anything worse than some mild tremors. I can be quite stubborn.
and other goddam lies...Absinthe Of Malice wrote:I don't even drink that much and I can quit whenever I like!
OTOH, I don't want to join the ranks of the Departed yet...
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You know who else lives a long time? Nuns. I think because they don't have to put up with men's shit. I think Sister Catherine was four hundred years oldAbsinthe Of Malice wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:52 amAs per Willie Nelson, there are more old drunkards than there are old doctors, so that all checks out...
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And monks are old cause they don`t have to deal with women shitSavage wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:59 amYou know who else lives a long time? Nuns. I think because they don't have to put up with men's shit. I think Sister Catherine was four hundred years oldAbsinthe Of Malice wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:52 amAs per Willie Nelson, there are more old drunkards than there are old doctors, so that all checks out...
Ok, let`s stay away from each other and get drunk, better than sex
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"Women and children first, because after that there will finally be silence so that we can think about a solution without noisy distraction."oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:02 pmAnd monks are old cause they don`t have to deal with women shitSavage wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:59 amYou know who else lives a long time? Nuns. I think because they don't have to put up with men's shit. I think Sister Catherine was four hundred years oldAbsinthe Of Malice wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:52 amAs per Willie Nelson, there are more old drunkards than there are old doctors, so that all checks out...
Ok, let`s stay away from each other and get drunk, better than sex
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Booz, best in lifeMr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sat Nov 20, 2021 5:16 pm"Women and children first, because after that there will finally be silence so that we can think about a solution without noisy distraction."
Winston the fuck Churchill.
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I know nothing about Mrs. Churchill. Maybe she gave up and died at some point. Poor lady.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sat Nov 20, 2021 5:16 pm"Women and children first, because after that there will finally be silence so that we can think about a solution without noisy distraction."
Winston the fuck Churchill.
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Oh no! I seems that she was a right intelligent woman to whom the old fat fart confided in and everything was just fine. Hurray!
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It's just that I'm married to an old grump, and it gets quite wearing.
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Find the old Grumpster a bimbo nurse to change his nappies so that you can spend more time with your one and true love Mr. Mark Makers. Or you could sneak mood enhancing drugs into his apple sauce. Actually, I recommend both.
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