"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
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Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
No mopey mopery on my watch, Reverend.
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Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
Its an imbalance.
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I ban with myself twice a day atleast, and then I ban with BanFellow also
Welcome back Judge
Welcome back Judge
Drink!
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
It's been nearly twenty-years, but have you forgotten the rules?JudgeLyonell wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:13 pmNow reactivate my old account!!!! I want to find something to ban.
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I'm just busting your balls, buddy.
I hope that you and Mrs. Judge, Crystal, and (begrudingly) Ruiner are all doing well.
I still remember the night that Crystal took me over to her friend's house, I pissed on her Tiger thinking it was the bathroom, wandered for hours and many miles until I made it back to your place, somehow convinced you that I was undrunk enough to drive, and then drove three hours back to my parents' house in the valley.
I was going through a lot of stuff with the suicides in San Francisco and the film that had just come out documenting it. I love you guys and thanks for looking out.
I hope that you and Mrs. Judge, Crystal, and (begrudingly) Ruiner are all doing well.
I still remember the night that Crystal took me over to her friend's house, I pissed on her Tiger thinking it was the bathroom, wandered for hours and many miles until I made it back to your place, somehow convinced you that I was undrunk enough to drive, and then drove three hours back to my parents' house in the valley.
I was going through a lot of stuff with the suicides in San Francisco and the film that had just come out documenting it. I love you guys and thanks for looking out.
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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
I miss so many people. I should go all Queen Victoria, and spend the rest of my life in black.
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Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I don't know who Tiger is, but I suppose he was rather pissed off when you pissed on him. That is not nice.Rooster wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:57 pmI'm just busting your balls, buddy.
I hope that you and Mrs. Judge, Crystal, and (begrudingly) Ruiner are all doing well.
I still remember the night that Crystal took me over to her friend's house, I pissed on her Tiger thinking it was the bathroom, wandered for hours and many miles until I made it back to your place, somehow convinced you that I was undrunk enough to drive, and then drove three hours back to my parents' house in the valley.
like tears in rain
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Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
.....I'm almost back. Once I get that first bit of liquid infusion I shall return to my full powers. Frank will procure what I need. Then I shall slay my golem.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
And I'm back! I shall forwith ban my doppleganger, damn him for being necessary!
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
And done!
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
Welcome back, boozy nosferatu. And such a nice hue of mod green you are.
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Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
Glad you're back
Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
Welcome back. All hail Lord Dracula!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
This was the most gripping story I've read in ages. I can't wait for the sequal. Cheers!