i just thought about kevin mcdonalds scetch on the kids in the hall. i miss that show.Mayhem wrote:I hope you aren't this kind of Bearmassivedrunk wrote:I sure hope you weren't thinking nice things about me. I'm not that kind of bear.
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I had forgotten leaving a message until now. I think I was drinking something.... or something.190Flask wrote:You left the BEST April Fool's Day message. I listened to it the other day and thought you were here again. Such is the life of a drunk :)steved2112 wrote:Dear Mr. Flask
Here's to you, good sir. If I lived near there, I'd come over and steal some Ten High.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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It was hilarious!! "Let me in guys! I'm standing out here at your gate!"steved2112 wrote:I had forgotten leaving a message until now. I think I was drinking something.... or something.190Flask wrote:You left the BEST April Fool's Day message. I listened to it the other day and thought you were here again. Such is the life of a drunk :)steved2112 wrote:Dear Mr. Flask
Here's to you, good sir. If I lived near there, I'd come over and steal some Ten High.
RIP Tim.
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OMG it was even more amazing than I remembered.
"So, I've invested all of my fortune in Dawn Ultra Dish Detergent. I figure if people are buying dish detergent, why go for the regular? They're going to go for the Ultra."
A few minutes later:
"Let me put this into math terms so you'll understand:
1 Steve = 2 Tim and 190 voicemails. Okay that probably doesn't add up.
1 Dawn Ultra Dish Washing Detergent = 36,000 pounds of pot. Well, if it were legal 32,000 pounds cause of taxes. They'd tax 4,000 pounds."
Steve, we love you! :)
"So, I've invested all of my fortune in Dawn Ultra Dish Detergent. I figure if people are buying dish detergent, why go for the regular? They're going to go for the Ultra."
A few minutes later:
"Let me put this into math terms so you'll understand:
1 Steve = 2 Tim and 190 voicemails. Okay that probably doesn't add up.
1 Dawn Ultra Dish Washing Detergent = 36,000 pounds of pot. Well, if it were legal 32,000 pounds cause of taxes. They'd tax 4,000 pounds."
Steve, we love you! :)
RIP Tim.
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Wow thanks for the transcription. It's like a letter from my lizard brain penpal.190Flask wrote:OMG it was even more amazing than I remembered.
"So, I've invested all of my fortune in Dawn Ultra Dish Detergent. I figure if people are buying dish detergent, why go for the regular? They're going to go for the Ultra."
A few minutes later:
"Let me put this into math terms so you'll understand:
1 Steve = 2 Tim and 190 voicemails. Okay that probably doesn't add up.
1 Dawn Ultra Dish Washing Detergent = 36,000 pounds of pot. Well, if it were legal 32,000 pounds cause of taxes. They'd tax 4,000 pounds."
Steve, we love you! :)
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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I am alive. Are you?
My fellow drunkards:
It has been a long time since I have visited you. Many things have gone on in my absence, as these life events tend to do. I think about you ladies and gentlemen at random intervals, and wonder how you all are doing. By my drunken calculations it has been at least three years since I've visited, and I wonder how all my fellow tipplers are doing.
Answer my following questions, if you will:
1. Has anyone died recently?
2. How many marriages have happened?
3. Do we have any new enemies?
4. What happened to my young drunkards in arms UK edition, GSG and UKDan? They ever come around?
5. Is Casino still with us? I must travel west and drink Kentucky Bourbon with that man before my life is over.
And just a general rundown if you please.
God Bless,
Tom
It has been a long time since I have visited you. Many things have gone on in my absence, as these life events tend to do. I think about you ladies and gentlemen at random intervals, and wonder how you all are doing. By my drunken calculations it has been at least three years since I've visited, and I wonder how all my fellow tipplers are doing.
Answer my following questions, if you will:
1. Has anyone died recently?
2. How many marriages have happened?
3. Do we have any new enemies?
4. What happened to my young drunkards in arms UK edition, GSG and UKDan? They ever come around?
5. Is Casino still with us? I must travel west and drink Kentucky Bourbon with that man before my life is over.
And just a general rundown if you please.
God Bless,
Tom
Baby, your body is so beautiful I wish I was an artist so I could paint it. As it is, I'll have to settle for taking a picture with my digital camera and selling copies to middle school kids for 5 bucks a piece.
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P.S. Does MeanOldLady still romp here? I have one word for her: Snackpit.
Baby, your body is so beautiful I wish I was an artist so I could paint it. As it is, I'll have to settle for taking a picture with my digital camera and selling copies to middle school kids for 5 bucks a piece.
Re: I am alive. Are you?
Hey man, welcome back - hope the booze is flowing.
Never really knew that Dan guy but not seen him much since he graduated. Think Gin Soaked is still around - she's the one with the Human Traffic avatar right? Ah well, have a good 'un.
Never really knew that Dan guy but not seen him much since he graduated. Think Gin Soaked is still around - she's the one with the Human Traffic avatar right? Ah well, have a good 'un.
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Tom! Holy shit!
Good Christ, How the hell are you doing? It's great to see you 'round these parts again. Are you still CG?
I got married, have a little one now, he's learning to crawl. You are welcome anytime out here, anytime. Fuck! it has been a while! GSG pops in here and there, she's getting married if I recall correctly, I divide my time btw AZ and CA now, most;y in CA for the most part, AZ just for work. I actually have a wet bar in the house, it's a thing of beauty. My bar is always open bro.
Good Christ, How the hell are you doing? It's great to see you 'round these parts again. Are you still CG?
I got married, have a little one now, he's learning to crawl. You are welcome anytime out here, anytime. Fuck! it has been a while! GSG pops in here and there, she's getting married if I recall correctly, I divide my time btw AZ and CA now, most;y in CA for the most part, AZ just for work. I actually have a wet bar in the house, it's a thing of beauty. My bar is always open bro.
BMMS is wrong.
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?