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benitobeast69
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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good to meet you!!. fuckin hell 2003...you must of been a dial up drunkard back then. What brought you back mate?
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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I don't know who you are... but more importantly, join the Drunkard Skype!
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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Yeah absolutely good to see you fellow Drunkard! Welcome back and join us on Skype! Sláinte
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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Get to the chopper!



And then dail skype
Drink!
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I don’t drink a lot anymore but when I do I think of you assholes, and I want to tell tales of the times when things were here and things were weird. You know the time. Next round is on me 🖖

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Re: Listen

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Yes please, tell us some weird old tales. I`m having a whisky lemon and will listen carefully
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Re: It's been a while

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 am
You missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
Pappy Van Winkle is being called the world's most sought-after bourbon: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chasing-do ... d-bourbon/

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Re: It's been a while

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 20, 2020 6:48 am
scream ale wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:45 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm
Last weekend has been a while, where`s Mr Viking?
Scandinavia?
Where`s scamdinawia?
It's pronounced Scan-da-hoov-ia.


No doubt, Mr. Viking has been busy celebrating his 364 day per year birthday and playing death match field hockey with berserker Viking reenactors. P'chaaa.
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Re: It's been a while

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Hugh wrote:
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:48 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 am
You missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
Pappy Van Winkle is being called the world's most sought-after bourbon: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chasing-do ... d-bourbon/
Funny, we had a whole bottle of that sometimes in 2009, courtesy of our beloved Bluespook.
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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Uncle Sal, you and Padraig are the reason I signed up for the Drunkard board. I was brand new to the internet, and did not know that you needed to sign in to be a part of things, so for a while, I was just chatting without being official. I felt at home here, in large part to you and the other founding members. Glad to see you checking in.
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Re: Uncle Sal Lives!

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Holly shit, I joined in 2007 when I was in Lebanon and yet I can't remember who you are. Then again, I drink a lot...
In any case welcome back. Keep your cup full and your morale high. I raise my glass to an old timer.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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Savage wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 11:35 am
I'm baaack.
Didja miss me?
Didn't think so.

Anyway, I see you sidling away, your drink clasped tenderly in your sweaty paw--don't be like that. It was only a teeny-tiny nervous breakdown, so slight you'd hardly even know it from my ladylike demeanor. The worst part is the incarceration--that, and the restraints. How is a girl supposed to stir her cocktail?

And they don't even feed you real food. I want meat, mister! Preferably beef. Otherwise, I might get cranky. So, my fellow imbibers, what should do, in the event of? My advice is, refuse all drugs. They cause headaches. Smuggle in bourbon in root beer bottles. Or don't, depending on the size of your captors. Don't let the police get away with roughing you up. (Now I know why my father-in-law hated cops.)

Snarly haired and in my bathrobe, I remain
Your humble Savage
Welcome back, glad you made it through your ordeal

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Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)

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Now reactivate my old account!!!! I want to find something to ban.

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Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)

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I’ve tried banning Oettinger multiple times. Just a heads up, doesn’t work.
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Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)

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I banned myself once. Was almost charged with felony mopery...
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