"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
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- benitobeast69
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 863
- Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:25 pm
- Location: Manchester, UK
Re: Uncle Sal Lives!
good to meet you!!. fuckin hell 2003...you must of been a dial up drunkard back then. What brought you back mate?
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
- TheDrunkardAnglo
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 483
- Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:00 am
Re: Uncle Sal Lives!
I don't know who you are... but more importantly, join the Drunkard Skype!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- Artful Drunktective
- Chugging Like Churchill
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- Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:00 pm
- Location: Yautja Prime
Re: Uncle Sal Lives!
Yeah absolutely good to see you fellow Drunkard! Welcome back and join us on Skype! Sláinte
Okole maluna!
Re: Listen
Yes please, tell us some weird old tales. I`m having a whisky lemon and will listen carefully
Drink!
Re: It's been a while
Pappy Van Winkle is being called the world's most sought-after bourbon: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chasing-do ... d-bourbon/ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 amYou missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: It's been a while
It's pronounced Scan-da-hoov-ia.
No doubt, Mr. Viking has been busy celebrating his 364 day per year birthday and playing death match field hockey with berserker Viking reenactors. P'chaaa.
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- Mr Boozificator
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4981
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:28 pm
Re: It's been a while
Funny, we had a whole bottle of that sometimes in 2009, courtesy of our beloved Bluespook.Hugh wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:48 pmPappy Van Winkle is being called the world's most sought-after bourbon: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chasing-do ... d-bourbon/ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 amYou missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
- Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
Re: Uncle Sal Lives!
Uncle Sal, you and Padraig are the reason I signed up for the Drunkard board. I was brand new to the internet, and did not know that you needed to sign in to be a part of things, so for a while, I was just chatting without being official. I felt at home here, in large part to you and the other founding members. Glad to see you checking in.
like tears in rain
- Mr Boozificator
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4981
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:28 pm
Re: Uncle Sal Lives!
Holly shit, I joined in 2007 when I was in Lebanon and yet I can't remember who you are. Then again, I drink a lot...
In any case welcome back. Keep your cup full and your morale high. I raise my glass to an old timer.
In any case welcome back. Keep your cup full and your morale high. I raise my glass to an old timer.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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- Inebriate Savant
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- Location: Milky Way (most of the time)
Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!
Welcome back, glad you made it through your ordealSavage wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 11:35 amI'm baaack.
Didja miss me?
Didn't think so.
Anyway, I see you sidling away, your drink clasped tenderly in your sweaty paw--don't be like that. It was only a teeny-tiny nervous breakdown, so slight you'd hardly even know it from my ladylike demeanor. The worst part is the incarceration--that, and the restraints. How is a girl supposed to stir her cocktail?
And they don't even feed you real food. I want meat, mister! Preferably beef. Otherwise, I might get cranky. So, my fellow imbibers, what should do, in the event of? My advice is, refuse all drugs. They cause headaches. Smuggle in bourbon in root beer bottles. Or don't, depending on the size of your captors. Don't let the police get away with roughing you up. (Now I know why my father-in-law hated cops.)
Snarly haired and in my bathrobe, I remain
Your humble Savage
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- Souse
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Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
Now reactivate my old account!!!! I want to find something to ban.
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I’ve tried banning Oettinger multiple times. Just a heads up, doesn’t work.
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- Rev. Dead Corpse
- Lord of Benders
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- Joined: Thu May 22, 2014 2:39 pm
- Location: Minnesota
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I banned myself once. Was almost charged with felony mopery...
<insert something profound here>