Congrats to Hugh for the publication of his poem "No TB-Please" in Cajun Mutt Press:
https://cajunmuttpress.wordpress.com/20 ... -11-19-21/
He's Only Hugh, Man
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He's Only Hugh, Man
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What's this? Another one. "Family," published in The Piker Press.
http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=8826
http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=8826
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
I believe Dorothy Parker would approve. Keep tickling the qwerty, Hugh. I look forward to reading more.
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Hugh has been busy! Here's another tale,"Trade Secrets," published by typeslash review:
https://typeslashreview.wordpress.com/2 ... 00ecsYvvvv
https://typeslashreview.wordpress.com/2 ... 00ecsYvvvv
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This is a good one: http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?a ... JkZCsXBUnI
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
Hugh's new poem "My Own Company" is in volume seven of Outcast Press. Give it a read and vote for it in the poll. Come on, don't be selfish. Give Him 3 minutes of your time.
https://www.outcast-press.com/poetry
https://www.outcast-press.com/poetry
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Look, I’m a fascist, plus my entire family was killed in a tragic polling booth accident, and I was STILL compelled to vote for Hugh’s poem.
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
I will vote for anything that mentions napping. I think i saw Hugh nap on a call once. Oettinger was probably talking about womans basket ball. Who could blame the guy? Not I Rabbi!
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
I voted for Hugh of course.
And didn`t read the other entries, like hell no!
And didn`t read the other entries, like hell no!
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That fucking guy is at it again. Another poem is up at Piker Press. "The Stylite" can be found here: http://www.pikerpress.com/article.php?aID=8830
This one made me laugh.
Who was the fucker who went
into the desert and sat up on a pillar?
He had style -- sat there for years
fasting and praying all alone.
The faithful sought him out.
He was doing something
that no one else could do --
BE ALONE.
They wished that they could do it.
Be alone -- that is.
Why don't they?
Why can't they?
The village boys brought him
flatbread and goat's milk.
Pilgrims asked dumb questions.
It was his last refuge.
I'm not atop a pillar here
in this little rented room.
But I would still like village boys
to bring me essentials.
Not bread and milk --
but wine and Slim Jims would be nice.
They can even ask me questions as if
I hold the answer to the meaning of life.
(I don't.)
The pilgrims think it takes strength
to lead a life of solitude --
but no -- it's just a preference.
Bring the booze or leave us alone.
This one made me laugh.
Who was the fucker who went
into the desert and sat up on a pillar?
He had style -- sat there for years
fasting and praying all alone.
The faithful sought him out.
He was doing something
that no one else could do --
BE ALONE.
They wished that they could do it.
Be alone -- that is.
Why don't they?
Why can't they?
The village boys brought him
flatbread and goat's milk.
Pilgrims asked dumb questions.
It was his last refuge.
I'm not atop a pillar here
in this little rented room.
But I would still like village boys
to bring me essentials.
Not bread and milk --
but wine and Slim Jims would be nice.
They can even ask me questions as if
I hold the answer to the meaning of life.
(I don't.)
The pilgrims think it takes strength
to lead a life of solitude --
but no -- it's just a preference.
Bring the booze or leave us alone.
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
When can we get the damn book? Is it out yet? We need info.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Check out the Outcast Press interview with our very own drunkard laureate, Hugh Blanton:
https://images.app.goo.gl/gzyMPTP4vdkbpaQE8
https://images.app.goo.gl/gzyMPTP4vdkbpaQE8
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The Hugh: Hugh Are You?
Hugh are you? Who, who, Hugh, Hugh?
Tell me, Hugh
Hugh are you? Who, who, Hugh, Hugh?
‘Cause I really wanna know
Tell me, Hugh
Hugh are you? Who, who, Hugh, Hugh?
‘Cause I really wanna know
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Re: He's Only Hugh, Man
hughey fuckin nailing it!!!
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Hugh's new book, "A Home to Crouch In" is now available on Amazon. Only $13.99
Order it today.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09YTZ6TYH/re ... G4C19R5D3Q
Order it today.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09YTZ6TYH/re ... G4C19R5D3Q
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