Have you officiated at a wedding??

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Have you officiated at a wedding??

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I've done a few (including between some on this board), my daughter is doing one this month. How about y'all? Any fellow UFC people getting free booze at the wedding?
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I got ordained as a Dudeist priest from the Church of the Latter Day Dude but never followed through to get my certification because PA limits which religions and sects get to preform weddings.
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I’ve done two weddings and one funeral with my ULC credentials. There was drinking involved all around.
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Judge wrote:
Tue Feb 08, 2022 11:50 am
I've done a few (including between some on this board), my daughter is doing one this month. How about y'all? Any fellow UFC people getting free booze at the wedding?
I looked up UFC, and it said Ultimate Fighting Championships. I have won a few rounds with Grumpy lately, but we've never fought at a wedding. Seriously though, I think that might be my brother-in-law's church. He officiated at my youngest's wedding, back in 2016. Of course he might belong to another church.
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Judge wrote:
Tue Feb 08, 2022 11:50 am
I've done a few (including between some on this board), my daughter is doing one this month. How about y'all? Any fellow UFC people getting free booze at the wedding?
I have only done it in the dark for forbidden couples. Hush now, drink the Guinness and swear by St Patrick
that you shall never spill and always drink the drink.
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