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Drinking Man III
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- scream ale
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- slushfund
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Re: Drinking Man III
Currently there's 4 motel rooms available at the party. More coming.
The band cancelled so I need musical suggestions!
The band cancelled so I need musical suggestions!
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Re: Drinking Man III
Great stuff there. Thanks.
Scream Ale had a Mötorhead cover band called Scrëmøellenoggin that might drop their socks in your washing machine. Otherwise it’s all a bit short notice. How do you feel about huffing ayahuasca through a hollowed turkey bone?
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- Jimmy Lester {RIP}
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Re: Drinking Man III
Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.
I know that your 94-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
I know that your 94-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Last edited by Rye and Coke on Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- TheDrunkardAnglo
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Re: Drinking Man III
I'm uncomfortable with the knowledge that Jimmy is a professional cuckold.
Party sounds good though, I like the sound 20 years' worth of booze.
Party sounds good though, I like the sound 20 years' worth of booze.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- Dear Booze
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Re: Drinking Man III
Yeahhhhh... Rye, buddy, I suggest rereading what you posted and consider editing your admission to sex with a minor.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 amAlright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.
I know that your 14-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
DRINK!
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Re: Drinking Man III
Keeping it extra creepy. This is the sketchiest Drinking Man thread ever.
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Re: Drinking Man III
Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:59 pmYeahhhhh... Rye, buddy, I suggest rereading what you posted and consider editing your admission to sex with a minor.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 amAlright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.
I know that your 14-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Yeah...You see, I wrote the first part at one point
waited 20 minutes
wrote the second part
don't think it worked out as well as I had hoped.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Drinking Man III
Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 amAlright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.
I know that your 94-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Matter fact, I don't know what you're talking about
Looks perfectly fine to me
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Drinking Man III
Aside from being a fuckstain on bed sheets of society, it is also well known that Jimmy Lester does speak fluent jive. He barely speaks English as is outside of the expletive vernacular.
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Re: Drinking Man III
Just take the middle, that`s 54. Still kind of on the rough side of the barRye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:11 amRye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 amAlright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.
I know that your 1494-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!
(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)
(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')
(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Matter fact, I don't know what you're talking about
Looks perfectly fine to me
Drink!
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Re: Drinking Man III
Big News...
The Cowboy Jubkies will play at Booza Palooza!
My buddy, Joe Reinertz, is the director of the North American Concert Promoters Association (NACPA) and knows the band pretty well. They will be in Las Vegas that week and have agreed to play for us for free!
The Cowboy Jubkies will play at Booza Palooza!
My buddy, Joe Reinertz, is the director of the North American Concert Promoters Association (NACPA) and knows the band pretty well. They will be in Las Vegas that week and have agreed to play for us for free!
DRINK!
- Dear Booze
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Re: Drinking Man III
Holy shit! Joe just called to tell me the Violent Fucking Femmes are going to play at Booza Palooza! Gordon Gano and Brian Ritchie will be joined by John Sparrow. Turns out, they are old friends of The Cowboy Junkies.
DRINK!