Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:08 am

As I sit, sipping my daiquiri, with my whiskey sour chaser, anxiously waiting for the gin in the freezer to become properly chilled for martinis I wonder what the hell the world is thinking of. The Terminator is about to become governor of California. Thank god--a real person at last. As Earl Pitts says, "wake up America."

Caveat: The above opinion is that of Grumpy, not the Savage Swiller. I don't even know who the hell Earl Pitts is. Over and out. That is all.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:14 am

Grumpy is going to make me post his deranged messages again, I just know it. He tortures me with lit cigarettes until I type. OW! OW! But I have to do what he says. He helped me for several hours tonight when my computer got some weird virus called a Trojan worm.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:48 am

Savage Swiller wrote:He helped me for several hours tonight when my computer got some weird virus called a Trojan worm.

Alright... who wants to field this one??? The line forms to the right.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:45 am

Worms are to be distilled.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:51 am

One for the frog wrote:Worms are to be distilled.

And Trojans to be worn.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:53 am

Trivia question:

Who is the first man in the history of MTV Rock and Jock softballto hit and in the park home run while wearing a Trojan Helmet?

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:00 am

Someone say Trojan Helmet?

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:30 am

SHARP?
Skin Head Against Rotten Pork?

"Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce sitting on the floor.
Soy Sauce, Soy Sauce want to splat some more!"

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:54 am

SkinHeads Against Rapid Propagation - that's why we use the trojan helmet.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:54 am

Joe Twelvepack wrote:SkinHeads Against Rapid Propagation - that's why we use the trojan helmet.

LOL! :lol:

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:18 pm

Damn! All I wanted was one lousy beer. (yes, lousy. we had Bud) with my cheese and green onion quesadilla. But nooooooooo
Jack and coke is really to sweet with this lunch, but oh well...I put it in an a 12 oz. ice tea glass.

But it still stinks in here. I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:20 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.

Sorry to hear about the beer shortage.

Is the frying pan for cooking or smiting?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:22 pm

How many fry pans do you need????

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:24 pm

Maybe she's making a cat o'nine pans for mass beatings.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:26 pm

fdoosey wrote:Maybe she's making a cat o'nine pans for mass beatings.

that's a good idea! Actually, it's for a wedding present. My baby girl has decided they can't wait. They're going to do it on October 25th. She can't yet cook, but a well seasoned fry pan will eventually be virtually non stick.

Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

It stinks in here and Grumpy drank all the beer

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