Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:38 am

Omar The Tentmaker wrote:I say get em all drunk and let the hangovers deside

I think that's what nietzsche (the first nietzsche I mean, not our man Frankennietzsche) was trying to say, but you put it way more elequantly.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:32 pm

He just wore himself out putting together this incredible new computer desk. It is 'L' shaped; one side is 6 feet long and the other is 54 inches long. It makes my former Marine Corps hand-me-down look small.

Also, it is not plain like the former desk; it is a beautiful mahogany and has all kinds of ports to hide wires. The only things that are on the desk top now (besides a pile of papers) are the monitor and two desk lamps. I even have a left-handed mouse now!

The wonderful Grumpy is tired out and enjoying a nice cool bourbon in the comfy chair. I want to put him to bed before he falls asleep in the CC, but he is stubborn.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:34 pm

As long as he didnt read the instructions he done good. :D

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:36 pm

It's good to be the Grumpy one.

anichka · Post by **anichka** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:39 pm

Savage wrote:it is a beautiful mahogany and has all kinds of ports to hide wires.

I thought this said 'ports to hide wines' when I first read it.

Good work.

Atavist · Post by **Atavist** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:27 am

Savage wrote: I even have a left-handed mouse now!

I always suspected there was something sinister about you Savage.

BTW Contrats on the new desk, from the barstool perch my computer is on, I am envious of your spacious desk.

Sixpack595 · Post by **Sixpack595** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:54 am

He wins a gold medal!

Wait a minute...you're left handed?!? Freak.

Xian · Post by **Xian** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:26 am

another lefty! yay!

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:57 am

xian wrote:another lefty! yay!

Some upstanding members we have in our club.

I've got so used to using a regular mouse that when I've tried to switch the buttons to the left handed position it frightened and confused me.

Jukebox Johnson · Post by **Jukebox Johnson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:53 am

Yaaaa Grumpy.

Congrats on your new desk. Sounds like it has enough room for an ice bucket and a bourbon rack.

Tipsy McStagger · Post by **Tipsy McStagger** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:55 am

Tom wrote:
xian wrote:another lefty! yay!
Some upstanding members we have in our club.

I've got so used to using a regular mouse that when I've tried to switch the buttons to the left handed position it frightened and confused me.

I know the feeling. After residing in the world of the righty for 36 years, there are many things I just can't do with my beloved left hand-including using a mouse.

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:29 am

I had to switch to left mouse when I dislocated my shoulder in '96, then again a couple of years ago when I got a case of carpal tunnel. So now I do lefty at work and righty at home.

Most. Boring. Post. Ever.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:07 am

gerald_weigel wrote:As long as he didnt read the instructions he done good. :D

he probably had to call one of his navy buddies to disassemble it and put it together correctly. O%O

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:18 am

I can spank with either hand. I'm good like that...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:29 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:I had to switch to left mouse when I dislocated my shoulder in '96, then again a couple of years ago when I got a case of carpal tunnel. So now I do lefty at work and righty at home.

Switch hitter!

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