Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:34 am

Now you just need a bar riser (or whatever they call those things the bottles sit on in a bar) and a wal mirror.

Lushlife · Post by **Lushlife** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:54 am

A job well done Grumpy!

Here is my computer desk...

(mine is just a little "larger")

RIPT · Post by **RIPT** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:09 pm

I've got a desk like that. If you're anything like me, before long every square inch of it will be occupied by something.

Just don't forget the coaster. Water marks are a bitch.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:40 pm

I was looking forward to a fun Friday night, and he just faded away, in his comfy chair, still clutching half a glass of bourbon. Maybe if we all say his name three times, he'll come to? It's worth a try.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:45 pm

Grumpy! Grumpy! Grumpy!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:52 pm

peetie44 wrote:Grumpy! Grumpy! Grumpy!

Thank you, kid sir. Alas, he is still snoring away.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:04 am

I'd hang out with you. I'd even bring my own bourbon.

That woudl be a trip jhangin with Savage

beerkegbilly · Post by **beerkegbilly** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:09 am

did he now

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:30 am

Just poured him into bed. He's out, after staggering up the stairs of death.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:14 am

The good news of this borderline dire situation is that he was still clutching the bourbon. At least you could finish it off, rather than the carpet.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:36 pm

Lo these are fine times when an upstanding drunkard like Savage uses the word poop in a thread title

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:08 am

Well, I just realized that it could have been worse. "Out" could have not been part of the sentence.

Rumhead · Post by **Rumhead** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:12 pm

Savage wrote:Well, I just realized that it could have been worse. "Out" could have not been part of the sentence.

Silver lining.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:23 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: That woudl be a trip jhangin with Savage

a fuckin' a.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:12 am

He says that being Gay is a choice. I ask him, if you decided that women really pissed you off, could you decide to become homesexual? He becomes irrational at this point. Honestly. I tell him that I got in trouble in kindergarten for chasing after boys and kissing them. For goodness sake. We are what we are. Gay persons do not make some kind of choice to piss people off. We lust after what we are born to lust after. It is in our DNA, from the time we slither out of our mom. The Grumpy continues to rant on and disagree with me. So I told him, "Maybe you are right. Maybe I'll become a lesbian. Rub up against some girl's soft breasts." He really went insane at that point. He began screaming something about "unatural!"

I think it would have been better all around if I had gone with my original plan, which was to be a spinster. Life would have been quieter. I would be in bed with a book, right now.

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Grumpy have a theory, that I think is bullshit