This depends on how old you are, but

[Savage]

What is the coolest album title ever? (cue the kids saying "What's an album?" I vote for Surrealistic Pillow. It's ancient, kids. Ask yer grandpa. It goes with vodka and weed.

[Nausea]

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

[Badfellow]

Okay, I’m going with "The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether from Lack of Ideas or from Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won." by Chumbawumba.


Melon Baller and the Infinite Sandwich is totally radical too.

[scream ale]

So many. Almost too many to name. But not quite too many to name.

"Ever Feel Like Killing Your Boss?" (The Feederz, 1984) will always rank very highly for me. For obvious reasons.

"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" (Black Sabbath, 1973) has always had a nice ring to it. But that could be because I love that album.

I've always thought that "Shut 'N Play Yer Guitar" (Frank Zappa, 1981) was a great name for instrumental album. (Also "Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar")

The fact that "Record Collectors Are Pretentious Assholes" (Poison Idea, 1984) actually fetches high prices from record collectors is fucking heelarious to me.

Runners up would have to be "Mean Man's Dream" (Gore, 1987), "Goodbye Cruel World!" + "For Drug Crazed Grindfreaks Only!" (both Brutal Truth, 1999 + 2000) and "Night of the Living Dudes" (UV Rays, 2006).
Sorry I'm rambling.

[ThirstyDrunk]

"God's Balls" (1989) - TAD

"Mindfucker" (2018) Monster Magnet

"Silent but Deadly" (1969) "Intravenus de Milo" (1974) "Smell the Glove" (1982) "Break Like the Wind" (1992) "Satan Ate my Knob" (rejected) - Spinal Tap

Best album title of 2022 (so far) - "Vulgar Display of Flower" - Bong Wizard - Stoner/Doom album contains great song titles like "Far Beyond Resin", "Smell Awaits", "Seasons in the Cannabis", and of course "Spliff Burton".

[Badfellow]

"Mindfucker" (2018) Monster Magnet

Yeah. "Dopes To Infinity" we be.


Honorable mentionings: Butthole Surfers- "Locust Abortion Technician", Leonard Nimoy- "Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space", Ethel Merman- "The Ethel Merman Disco Album", Negativeland- "Helter Stupid", The Shagg’s- "Smell My Thumb, Smell My Finger"

[Backbone Robby Bobby]

1. Purple Rain
2. Love Gun
3. If you want blood...

[Badfellow]

None of you are putting any thought into uncoolest album titles ever. You know, like Van Halen "1983" or U2 "The Joshua Shrubbery", or Guns n Roses "The Spagetti-Os Incident?".

Lots of sucky stuff out there.

[scream ale]

"Mindfucker" (2018) Monster Magnet

Yeah. "Dopes To Infinity" we be.


Honorable mentionings: Butthole Surfers- "Locust Abortion Technician", Leonard Nimoy- "Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space", Ethel Merman- "The Ethel Merman Disco Album", Negativeland- "Helter Stupid", The Shagg’s- "Smell My Thumb, Smell My Finger"

Don't forget "Psychic...Powerless...Another Man's Sac", "Hairway to Steven" and "Rembrandt Pussyhorse". Gems of album titles all three.

[Nausea]

1. Purple Rain
2. Love Gun
3. If you want blood...

Glad to see you posting again, Robby. How has the job hunt been? I'm on the market, myself.

[Patchez]

Plastic Surgery Disasters - Dead Kennedys
Peace Through Vandalism - The Vandals
Golden Shower of Hits - the Circle Jerks
White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean - Jimmy Buffet
Hooray For Boobies - Bloodhound Gang
Bitches Brew - Miles Davis

[scream ale]

^^^ don't know how "Golden Shower of Hits" slipped my mind.

Not only is "Zen and the Art of Beating Your Ass" (9 Shocks Terror, 1999) a great album title it also had amusing song titles. Examples being Pissing and Moaning in the Key of D-Minor, Attack with a Gasmask, and Yeti Smasher.

Other titles I forgot: "Another Case of Brewtality" (Gang Green, 1997), "A Lot of People Would Like to See Armand Schaubroeck...Dead" (Armand Schaubroeck Steals, 1972) and "Tyranny and Mutation" (Blue Oyster Cult, 1973).

[Rye and Coke]

Stankonia (2000)

The album art was trippy too

[Rye and Coke]

He's the DJ, I'm the Slapper (1988)

[Artful Drunktective]

Van Hagar had some good ones that come to mind - OU812 and For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (F.U.C.K.)