...on a deserted ´foreign island.
And no, three bottles of vodka don`t count. This will be a difficult fun one.
Let me go first:
A blow up Dolly Parton doll, matches and black rum.
Why? I`d blow Dolly`s fake tits up so hard and then spit some rum on it and ignite em. That beavercraft will ride me straight home
Only three items and why
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Only three items and why
Drink!
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Re: Only three items and why
Overproof rum, hurricane matches and a bushcraft knife.
It’s also a given that I will have smuggled a bong and a half pound of weed in my "prison wallet".
It’s also a given that I will have smuggled a bong and a half pound of weed in my "prison wallet".
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Re: Only three items and why
My demon pet, Azazazael. Flesh-bound copy of the Satanic Bible. And a 6pack of White Claw tangerine flavor.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Only three items and why
Booze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.
Okole maluna!
Re: Only three items and why
Yeast, so I can make booze
my Chance in Hell machete by Ken Onion
1000 feet of 550 paracord or a 4 quart Dutch oven.
my Chance in Hell machete by Ken Onion
1000 feet of 550 paracord or a 4 quart Dutch oven.
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Re: Only three items and why
You did not specify ammo for your mini-gun. Terminated.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:09 amBooze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.
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Re: Only three items and why
Now we’re getting serious.
*A genie in the form of Dolly Parton that grants me unlimited wishes and bakes me apple pies when I come home drunk from the replicator.
*A Starfleet Mk. VIII replicator unit with the synthehol subroutines deleted.
*A Standard Template Construct containing a Universal Media Database with integrated Sony neural projector and cup holder.
*A genie in the form of Dolly Parton that grants me unlimited wishes and bakes me apple pies when I come home drunk from the replicator.
*A Starfleet Mk. VIII replicator unit with the synthehol subroutines deleted.
*A Standard Template Construct containing a Universal Media Database with integrated Sony neural projector and cup holder.
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Re: Only three items and why
You forgot a generator.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:49 pmNow we’re getting serious.
*A genie in the form of Dolly Parton that grants me unlimited wishes and bakes me apple pies when I come home drunk from the replicator.
*A Starfleet Mk. VIII replicator unit with the synthehol subroutines deleted.
*A Standard Template Construct containing a Universal Media Database with integrated Sony neural projector and cup holder.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Only three items and why
My Dolly Parton genie produces a quantum amount of energy. From her nipples. ⚡️
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Re: Only three items and why
A six pack, a ham sandwich and a ride home.
Cause I don't want to live on an island.
Cause I don't want to live on an island.
Re: Only three items and why
A fishing kayak with all the related gear.
A still.
Bear Grylls because he has a helicopter and hotel reservations nearby.
A still.
Bear Grylls because he has a helicopter and hotel reservations nearby.
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Re: Only three items and why
What kind of deserted, foreign island is this anyway?
Is it Gilligan’s Island? Is it Baffin Island? Is it a mosquito infested death hole off the coast of Brazil?
Just saying as the climate and geography would have a considerable effect upon one’s 3 items of choice. Yes, I’ll take a Hamm’s sandwich, please. With extra whiskey sauce.
Is it Gilligan’s Island? Is it Baffin Island? Is it a mosquito infested death hole off the coast of Brazil?
Just saying as the climate and geography would have a considerable effect upon one’s 3 items of choice. Yes, I’ll take a Hamm’s sandwich, please. With extra whiskey sauce.
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Re: Only three items and why
I think it is implied that I have ammo alongside the mini in stock already....just like wodka. But more frivolous things that I wish I could include would be some grilling tongs, a spear-gun, and Chapstick- most importantly.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:38 pmYou did not specify ammo for your mini-gun. Terminated.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:09 amBooze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.
Okole maluna!
Re: Only three items and why
A tun of Maker's Mark, a crate of Romeo y Julieta cigars, and a crate of MREs that include matches.
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