Only three items and why

[oettinger]

...on a deserted ´foreign island.

And no, three bottles of vodka don`t count. This will be a difficult fun one.

Let me go first:

A blow up Dolly Parton doll, matches and black rum.

Why? I`d blow Dolly`s fake tits up so hard and then spit some rum on it and ignite em. That beavercraft will ride me straight home

[Badfellow]

Overproof rum, hurricane matches and a bushcraft knife.

It’s also a given that I will have smuggled a bong and a half pound of weed in my "prison wallet".

[Nausea]

That beavercraft will ride me straight home

The fuck are you talking about?

[Nausea]

My demon pet, Azazazael. Flesh-bound copy of the Satanic Bible. And a 6pack of White Claw tangerine flavor.

[Artful Drunktective]

Booze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.

[Patchez]

Yeast, so I can make booze
my Chance in Hell machete by Ken Onion
1000 feet of 550 paracord or a 4 quart Dutch oven.

[Badfellow]

Booze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.

You did not specify ammo for your mini-gun. Terminated.

[Badfellow]

Now we’re getting serious.



*A genie in the form of Dolly Parton that grants me unlimited wishes and bakes me apple pies when I come home drunk from the replicator.

*A Starfleet Mk. VIII replicator unit with the synthehol subroutines deleted.

*A Standard Template Construct containing a Universal Media Database with integrated Sony neural projector and cup holder.

[Patchez]

Now we’re getting serious.



*A genie in the form of Dolly Parton that grants me unlimited wishes and bakes me apple pies when I come home drunk from the replicator.

*A Starfleet Mk. VIII replicator unit with the synthehol subroutines deleted.

*A Standard Template Construct containing a Universal Media Database with integrated Sony neural projector and cup holder.

You forgot a generator.

[Badfellow]

You forgot a generator.

My Dolly Parton genie produces a quantum amount of energy. From her nipples. ⚡️

[scream ale]

A six pack, a ham sandwich and a ride home.
Cause I don't want to live on an island.

[Patchez]

A fishing kayak with all the related gear.
A still.
Bear Grylls because he has a helicopter and hotel reservations nearby.

[Badfellow]

What kind of deserted, foreign island is this anyway?

Is it Gilligan’s Island? Is it Baffin Island? Is it a mosquito infested death hole off the coast of Brazil?

Just saying as the climate and geography would have a considerable effect upon one’s 3 items of choice. Yes, I’ll take a Hamm’s sandwich, please. With extra whiskey sauce.

[Artful Drunktective]

Booze aside because that's implied...my Persian cat, Cheez-Its, and a mini-gun.

You did not specify ammo for your mini-gun. Terminated.

I think it is implied that I have ammo alongside the mini in stock already....just like wodka. But more frivolous things that I wish I could include would be some grilling tongs, a spear-gun, and Chapstick- most importantly.

[Stendhal]

A tun of Maker's Mark, a crate of Romeo y Julieta cigars, and a crate of MREs that include matches.