Where Is Thirsty?

[Mr Boozificator]

I have called, I have begged, I have played ageless songs by past Mongolian bands on nights when the veil is the thinnest, but Thirsty seems to be gone.
I therefore call to the Hive Mind: where is Thirsty?
I am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence
WHERE IS THIRSTY?
Dianne, Keeper Of the Flame, guide him please. Where is Thirsty?

[Artful Drunktective]

If he's not on a hot date with Marjorie Taylor Greene, he can be found in the drunk chat slurping booze off his table.

[Badfellow]

I heard he’s now a Congolese warlord with 5 wives and 72 children. Probably takes up a lot of his time.

[Badfellow]

I am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence

Say what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.

[Nausea]

Follow the trail of empty Old Overholt bottles...

[Patchez]

I am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence

Say what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.

Yeah could you repeat that for those of us in the back? Are you just a resident or are you becoming a citizen?

[Hugh]

This asshole done drank 1452 beers ago.

[Mr Boozificator]

I am now a resident of the US of A and yet he doesn't manifest his presence

Say what? We need to drink some whiskey and light a bunch of fireworks.

Yeah could you repeat that for those of us in the back? Are you just a resident or are you becoming a citizen?

I am just a resident: I got assigned to here until august 2025 maybe 2026, we'll see.

[Patchez]

Sweet. We need to have a drink together sometime if we can find time.

[Mr Boozificator]

Sweet. We need to have a drink together sometime if we can find time.

Amen to that.