Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala

[Dear Booze]

Fuck Oett's new mommy

[oettinger]

Meet a new teenage mom for Oett

[Dear Booze]

Hey everyone, be amazed that Guenther contracts cock rot before his son.

[Rye and Coke]

Get an AIDS 'suggestion' ... because a test requires too much of a commitment

[Dear Booze]

See his adult third son for the first time in 42 years.

[Badfellow]

This thread is hotter than the Guntz’s thong on a beach in Sri Lanka. Won’t touch that (hammer time)

[oettinger]

^^^ and it will not age as gracefully

[Dear Booze]

He's planning to adopt some kids who he actually likes.

[Patchez]

Set up a cigar and blow smuggling operation using his new adopted children as mules.

[Badfellow]

Buy a narco-sub and call it Das Boot.

[Badfellow]

I’ll bet he farted a lot while he was in Guatemala. I certainly would.

[oettinger]

His guacamola trip is two weeks from now, but yeah he`ll stink up the plane pretty well

[Badfellow]

That’s great, Oettz! This means you have 2 weeks to prepare yourself mentally for having a new mom.

Her name is Lupita. She’s a 36 year old mother of 16 children from San Maria de Jesus. Her interests include lotto, tortillas, praying the rosary and laundering money for sugar daddy German slumlords. She also has zero tolerance for vodka lemon and cigarette smoking, and she thinks hard rock is the devil.

[Patchez]

Sounds like a movie. !6 Mules for Sister Lupita.

[Badfellow]

I’ll bet he wears his German flag Speedo on the beach with Birkenstock sandals and black hiking socks pulled up to his knees. Saying to himself "ja, ich am sehr macho".

Seriously, ask him to bring you back some rum. Guatemala has some fantastic rum going on.