Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Meet a new teenage mom for Oett
Drink!
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Hey everyone, be amazed that Guenther contracts cock rot before his son.
DRINK!
- Rye and Coke
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 888
- Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
- Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Get an AIDS 'suggestion' ... because a test requires too much of a commitment
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
See his adult third son for the first time in 42 years.
DRINK!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
This thread is hotter than the Guntz’s thong on a beach in Sri Lanka. Won’t touch that (hammer time)
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
^^^ and it will not age as gracefully
Drink!
- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
- Posts: 2516
- Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
He's planning to adopt some kids who he actually likes.
DRINK!
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Set up a cigar and blow smuggling operation using his new adopted children as mules.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Buy a narco-sub and call it Das Boot.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
I’ll bet he farted a lot while he was in Guatemala. I certainly would.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
His guacamola trip is two weeks from now, but yeah he`ll stink up the plane pretty well
Drink!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
That’s great, Oettz! This means you have 2 weeks to prepare yourself mentally for having a new mom.
Her name is Lupita. She’s a 36 year old mother of 16 children from San Maria de Jesus. Her interests include lotto, tortillas, praying the rosary and laundering money for sugar daddy German slumlords. She also has zero tolerance for vodka lemon and cigarette smoking, and she thinks hard rock is the devil.
Her name is Lupita. She’s a 36 year old mother of 16 children from San Maria de Jesus. Her interests include lotto, tortillas, praying the rosary and laundering money for sugar daddy German slumlords. She also has zero tolerance for vodka lemon and cigarette smoking, and she thinks hard rock is the devil.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Sounds like a movie. !6 Mules for Sister Lupita.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
I’ll bet he wears his German flag Speedo on the beach with Birkenstock sandals and black hiking socks pulled up to his knees. Saying to himself "ja, ich am sehr macho".
Seriously, ask him to bring you back some rum. Guatemala has some fantastic rum going on.
Seriously, ask him to bring you back some rum. Guatemala has some fantastic rum going on.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ