US National End of DST Party Weekend

[Lush City]

It is time to set the clocks back in CONUS to Standard Time to end the madness of stolen sleep. How will you spend your extra hour. Will you stay up and break out another round to celebrate before bedtime or will you keep your same hours and wake up an hour early with nothing to do?
Let's hear your plan. I'll probably drink right thru it. 😃

[oettinger]

I set back my clock by a whole month to drink some more

Yeah 2022 rocks!!!!

[Lush City]

Wow! Drank so much last nite I woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday and moved all my clocks back only to find out my computer had not done so. Realized it was only Saturday I left the clocks as they are and looking forward to drinking that extra hour all day!

[Badfellow]

Time: it’s just a load of propaganda to get you to do things and buy a bunch of fancy watches you don’t really need.

Don’t be a slave to time!
Shed the shackles of your daylight saving time oppression! Smash your clocks! Burn your calendars!
Screw being punctual!
Happy hour is every hour!

[Nausea]

Only white man live by clock.

[Badfellow]

I’m making an appointment for an oil change right now to which I have no intention of showing up.

[Nausea]

Does you oil change? Or does oil change you?

[scream ale]

Oil changes everything

[Badfellow]

Time is, like, a construct, man.