I survived Hell week...

[whiskeyprick]

but for different reasons this year. Usually on Friday before New Year's, I'd be I be driving back from Denver stuck in holiday/skier traffic, chain-smoking and cursing the red plate(rental car in CO) in front of me taking their sweet ass time up the mountain in the left lane only to arrive late to an overfull parking lot, drive up on the curve on unload a truckload of product between freezing, gaping jaws waiting to get in the restaurant or my former store. Rant over. This week it was just a flood in my house cuz my dumbass turned off the barely working heat to try and freeze out my other deadbeat roommate. I bitch therefore I am, Happy nightmares

[scream ale]

I bitch therefore I am

Someday I'll carve that into the bathroom wall at work. Cheers man

[oettinger]

You were ranting you say? Stay cool, stay drunk

[Badfellow]

You need to mount a mini gun on the Subaru.

[Rye and Coke]

So a pipe burst? Jesus Christ that sucks in the winter

[whiskeyprick]

it worked, roommate gone, but his shit is still here. Damage mostly cleaned up, now it's time to paint.

[oettinger]

You really got a head start to the new year

[scream ale]

A burst pipe you say? Just call landlord extraordinaire Oettinger. Simply say his name three times and poof! there he is. Seriously any time day or night. He's ready to rock.

[oettinger]

A burst pipe you say? Just call landlord extraordinaire Oettinger. Simply say his name three times and poof! there he is. Seriously any time day or night. He's ready to rock.

Screm Ale on a Monday morning just to fuck with me: Oettinger Oettinger Oettinger.

Me: What what what?! Where am I

[Savage]

I bitch therefore I am

Someday I'll carve that into the bathroom wall at work. Cheers man

It is part of my family crest. Comes from my mom.

[whiskeyprick]

so glad that's over

[Rye and Coke]

so glad that's over

LOL, any updates on the dude? Like, what made him so intolerable?

[whiskeyprick]

so glad that's over

LOL, any updates on the dude? Like, what made him so intolerable?

besides drinking all my booze, replacing it with cheaper shit, and drinking all that. At least he helped my shovel out and move 2 POS cars off my property before he went back to jail.