The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by JohnnyT » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:16 pm

I just had a BM with spam in it. That's not good.

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Screwball » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:18 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote:I just had a BM with spam in it. That's not good.
Ya need to chew yer food a bit more.

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Hinchliffe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:27 pm

What I want to know is: Where'd this Giles gent go? That is drunkard!
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Savage » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:39 am

I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:43 pm

Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
Yeah, and what happened to Amp? That fucker sent me ONE rubber dick and I never heard from him again.
How does that sissy stil get a mench?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by fiyah » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:46 pm

& sends his regards..
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:48 pm

Fiyah wrote:& sends his regards..
Sissy. I say again
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:29 am

Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
I last saw Giles whilst I was passing a Madrid brothel, he was being ejected, which he took with good graces and, by using the old Paratroopers trick, he tucked and rolled and came up with minor scrapes, he was pretty loaded. He told me that he was involved in some very important research into exciting new cocktails and also using the CERN and LHC to "make the atomically perfect Martini!" He proceeded to "borrow" €50, drain my hip-flask, ankle-flask and emergency flask, before lurching off into the night, where he was soon borne away by time and tide. I watched until I could no longer see him; he did not turn around nor shout any farewells.
I find it heartening that somewhere, out in this delightful world of ours, this beautiful Modern Drunkardist is getting explosively, chaotically blitzed. He's a one of a kind. A freak whose father taught him to spend the family's wealth on dissolution; and proceed to teach by example. Yet he left Giles with a gift more valuable than gold, more precious than diamonds; the ability to extract free drinks and run enormous tabs. A god among men. An adventurer. A playboy. Possibly the last of his kind...
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Savage » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:44 am

I don't know about the atomically perfect Martini, but I am working on the aerodynamic Manhattan. It can be mixed and drank, in outer space. A work in progress, of course.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Duluoz » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:51 pm

Savage wrote:I don't know about the atomically perfect Martini, but I am working on the aerodynamic Manhattan. It can be mixed and drank, in outer space. A work in progress, of course.
It would appear you have some competition...
Scientist, 11, proposes making beer aboard Space Station for survival

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:05 pm

Now that NASA is nearly bust, everyone has to go to the ISS on a Soyuz Spacecraft; and the Russians pack vodka. Gods love'em.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by John Barleycorn » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:06 pm

Palinka Morningstar wrote:Now that NASA is nearly bust, everyone has to go to the ISS on a Soyuz Spacecraft; and the Russians pack vodka. Gods love'em.
Tang and vodka. Mmmm.

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Savage » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:03 am

Kills the germs, don'tcha know. Right.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by mistah willies » Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:52 pm

Palinka Morningstar wrote:
Savage wrote:I miss Giles. And where do I forward his mail? It's piling up here. I can hardly keep the hamsters from it.
I last saw Giles whilst I was passing a Madrid brothel, he was being ejected, which he took with good graces and, by using the old Paratroopers trick, he tucked and rolled and came up with minor scrapes, he was pretty loaded. He told me that he was involved in some very important research into exciting new cocktails and also using the CERN and LHC to "make the atomically perfect Martini!" He proceeded to "borrow" €50, drain my hip-flask, ankle-flask and emergency flask, before lurching off into the night, where he was soon borne away by time and tide. I watched until I could no longer see him; he did not turn around nor shout any farewells.
I find it heartening that somewhere, out in this delightful world of ours, this beautiful Modern Drunkardist is getting explosively, chaotically blitzed. He's a one of a kind. A freak whose father taught him to spend the family's wealth on dissolution; and proceed to teach by example. Yet he left Giles with a gift more valuable than gold, more precious than diamonds; the ability to extract free drinks and run enormous tabs. A god among men. An adventurer. A playboy. Possibly the last of his kind...

Damn fine exposition.


Dude.

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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:39 am

I see that Giles has opened a franchise...

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