The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

thank jesus you returned and i hope never to be in your bad graces, seems a horrible (yet just) wrath.
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Then behave, you incorrigable scamp, you! :wink:

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i'm trying dammit. but being bad feels so good.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by VodkaHero »

The differences are plain. You aspire to be a hero he was (Mmmmmm, past tense) just a man.
Yer a good man Palinka, drinks would be on me if I didn't drop $60 at the bar last night.

.... and that was on $3 vodka and tonics!
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Post by Uncle Sal »

so there is a god.... I thought I was going to have to start drinking elsewhere.... coffee shops are so boring.

when you go to the bar for a drink, it's to feel better.

thank you Giles... didn't want to split.
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Post by Barca »

I can't believe someone was banned from this board.

I must rethink by Drunkards = Tolerance theory.
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

barcalounge wrote:I can't believe someone was banned from this board.

I must rethink by Drunkards = Tolerance theory.
Its like I said in another thread. You cant come into a bar you don't know, talk shit to the owner all night and not expect him to 86 ya. Drunkards get kicked out of bars all the time. Its tough but thats the way it goes. Just like a bar owner reserves the right to refuse service to anybody, the MOD's here can ban whoever they feel like.
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Post by Barca »

Obviously they can, but unless there were some deleted posts that were considerably more offensive than anything I read, I would have hoped they'd show more restraint and less didactic high-handedness.

But maybe that's just me, I must be the low-brow poster here.
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Re: The Savages have invaded and must be repelled

Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Giles Humbert III wrote:Good Christ! I go on assignment for two weeks and return to find the board (and my sterling reputation) under assualt by actual mongoloids full of boasts and bad taste. I am hoping thery are merely teenagers (possibly raised by wolves) still forming their psyche, still learing how to properly drink, to behave in a pub, and form comprehensible sentences for that matter.

This was intended to be a forum where drunkards behaved as men and women above the average cut, where intellectual discussions about getting legless could be bantered about with a certain amount of elan and experience. And I feel it my duty to return it to its former grace and glory.

So forgive me if I start cutting some throats.

Giles
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since i was the first to come to your defense, maybe i could get a free MDM trucker hat, huh?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by zin »

Civilzed drunkeness, I've always been a big fan of that, that's why I love those quiet gentleman bars where you can have a drink in peace :)
A most excellent rule of conduct!

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Post by Henry Chinaski »

Barcalounge wrote:
I can't believe someone was banned from this board.
I must rethink by Drunkards = Tolerance theory.
I totally believe it, and what's more, I salute it. The last thing we want is this board, one of my few sources of pleasure on the web, turning into a gang of idiots flaming each other all the live long day. And I'm not sure where you got the idea that drunks are a bunch of flower power hippy types. From my experience drunks are more likely to accept strangers and their differences, yes, but are also more likely to take a swing when a jerk starts giving them shit for no good reason.

Tolerance for other real drunks of every breed, hell yes. Getting fucked with by jerks, no. Bounce em!

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Post by joesixpack »

You can't shit on a hotel floor and expect to live there for months.

Ditto for here I suppose.

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Post by fdoosey »

Indeed, our man Giles knows who's been naughty and nice.

And he may well be the only person Palinka defers to so gracefully on this board. ;)

Sorry I've been silent. More pressing matters have come afoot at work, thus preventing me from posting with my normal indulgence.

Not to mention I feel like a damned traitor for not having been drinking as much as normal, but I do need to save some money for my honeymoon. What a rough summer.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

barcalounge wrote:I can't believe someone was banned from this board.

I must rethink by Drunkards = Tolerance theory.
I was kicked off http://www.Lucianne.com board. My politics don't agree with theirs. I would get drunk and antagonize them. They called me a 'site pest'.
No one likes being rejected :cry: but you take that chance when you rattle the cage. It's easy to gauge the mood of a board, read the posts. You know when you're walking toward the crowd and not with it.
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Post by Thee Totaller »

fdoosey wrote:Indeed, our man Giles knows who's been naughty and nice.

And he may well be the only person Palinka defers to so gracefully on this board. ;)
Hmm...Giles=Palinka?
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