Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

[oettinger]

Mr. BF, question 1: What do you do about inner drunk mixing? Another wall? Out of ice?
2: Should Utah aaaaand Bavaria be moved to the dark side of the moon? This will make all of us feel a little more safe
3: Is wine in your opinion an official teaching tool from beer to liquor?
4: Is taking all your kids drugs a sucessfull "war with drugs"?

[Badfellow]

Yes, I understand your hatred towards Bavarians. But believe me when I say that, as a German, you definitely don't want to switch Munich with Salt Lake City. That burg is named after salt because it's a dry fucking hole in the middle of a desert. I guess Brigham Young's feet got tired and he said, "Yep, fuck it. We're here." At least in Munich, you can get a liter of good beer around every corner. Try doing that at a Mormon freak fest.

Be assured, when I assimilate Germany, I will be kind to your people so long as you appease me with offerings of doppelbock, chocolate and smoked sausages.

[Lush City]

Mr. BF, question 1: What do you do about inner drunk mixing? Another wall? Out of ice?
2: Should Utah aaaaand Bavaria be moved to the dark side of the moon? This will make all of us feel a little more safe
3: Is wine in your opinion an official teaching tool from beer to liquor?
4: Is taking all your kids drugs a sucessfull "war with drugs"?

How are those Muslims treating you? Been spit on yet? Sexually violated? It's time to join the German nationalists. They are considered outlaws, right?

[Badfellow]

How are those Muslims treating you? Been spit on yet? Sexually violated? It's time to join the German nationalists. They are considered outlaws, right?

Good question, minion.

When you become my Kim-Jong-bitch, you will realize that you must bow to Badfellow three times...This is when you see my proper propaganda, and you will know how many fingers I am holding up. How many fingers am I holding up? It's sex fingers. You see sex fingers. That is what you see.

[mistah willies]

You know, people ask me all the time, they ask me this, which I am saying to you in this moment:

"Mr. Trump?"

And I always say back to them, because I am a kind kind of guy, I say this to them, I say this:

"Yes?"

Then what they say, they say is this: (because they understand the language that I am speaking now to you, with no subtitles) and also (the words that I am saying to you now that I can understand what they are saying because they are speaking our language, finally)

They say this: "How many law suits you got going on right now?"


And do you know what? I have many fine suits. People come up to me all the time and they remark on my remarkable suits. They say this to me, "You have some fine suits there, Mr. Trump."

I always say this to them, you know, because I am a friendly kind of guy, I say this:

"Yes, I have some fine suits going on right now!"

And then I let them take a selfie phone shot of themselves as I always recollect:

I have many fine suits against my skin.

They suit me well.



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[oettinger]

It's time to join the German nationalists.

Stop it right there. I won`t go on a lenghty debate about it. But just NO!

that you must bow to Badfellow three times

Don`t mistake my drunk stumble for a bow though


Back to Trump, Lush what do you think about this libertarian guy Johnson or what was his name

[mistah willies]

Hehe

Johnson. Hard name to swallow, that is what the Mrs says. Sometimes, people come up to me and they say that I am also hard to swallow. And do you know what I say next? I say this, because I am a descent guy,

DESCENT

I say that I am a descent man and that, yes, I am hard to swallow. I also don't allow gays or minorities to swallow it either. My swallowness is reserved for the beliebers. Politicos and politicians and easy to come by, but the successful ones know how to make everyone shine.

http://www.latimes.com/business/lazarus ... story.html



Come to my university and shine.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm writing in Perot. I don't care if he is 85 years old he's as sharp as he ever was.

[Badfellow]

Ross Parrot would be a fine president.

Say, is Micheal Dukakis dead yet? People tell me, that Micheal Dukakis, he really knows how to ride around in an M1 Abrams tank.

[Patchez]

Can't drive one for shit though. Bushy fucking eyebrows all in the way and shit.

[Badfellow]

Excuse me, sir? Chance Badfellow with the National Tattler & LSD Evening Journal. Is it okay if I quote you on that?

His eyebrows were so lush, handsome and Greek. I'd never felt like that about a man before.

[mistah willies]

Excuse me, sir? Chance Badfellow with the National Tattler & LSD Evening Journal. Is it okay if I quote you on that?

His eyebrows were so lush, handsome and Greek. I'd never felt like that about a man before.

I'll let you know something. My hairpiece on the top of my head part is made entirely from my eyebrow hair. I have really long, luscious eyebrow hair that grows very fast at night. I swirl it like spaghetti on a spoon. I have so much in a closet in garbage bags, I could sell it on the eBay. Maybe I should, you know, for my legal team.

I'm not Greek, but I hear that they make very salty salads. I myself am also very salty. Sometimes, people look up at me, wipe their mouth, and they say, "You are very salty."

[oettinger]

I brush the hair form my back on top of my head. Hoping the girls don`t notice

[Badfellow]

As my friends in Greek parliament are fond of saying: "you need the saltiness to balance out all the grease".

[Lush City]

It's time to join the German nationalists.

Stop it right there. I won`t go on a lenghty debate about it. But just NO!

that you must bow to Badfellow three times

Don`t mistake my drunk stumble for a bow though


Back to Trump, Lush what do you think about this libertarian guy Johnson or what was his name

Gary Johnson is the limelight kid. He hungers for the spotlight as does any psychopath. His strategy this time around is to be more libertarian than the mainstream libertarians. He comes off more as an anarchist where it's a non existent government enforcing laws.