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why call it party politics when nobody has any fun?
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You're wrong there. You and I, as the general populace don't have any fun. The politicians are having a fuckin ball, on our dime or ten pence.
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Didn't candidates used to buy the electorate booze and cigars and cheese? I suppose Obama did bring pizza everywhere he went, but hardly enough for a party
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I'd like to think if I was going to nick £1600 of taxpayers' money, I'd have more of a party than Sir Peter Viggers managed.
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Someone up the road from my parents has a floating duck pond.

I think that he should have been allowed to keep the money because it was so gloriously silly. So long as the duck required it and wasn't actually staying in the main residence while conduc(k)ting its parliamentary business
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Mr. Viking wrote:Someone up the road from my parents has a floating duck pond.

I think that he should have been allowed to keep the money because it was so gloriously silly. So long as the duck required it and wasn't actually staying in the main residence while conduc(k)ting its parliamentary business
You make a damn good point and I will now shamelessly steal that gag as my own.
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Patchez wrote:ten pence.
How much fun can actually be had for ten pence?
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I generally have a blast rooting around my poket loking for a dime.
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Party politics...?

Is that when you propose legislation demanding that someone makes a liquor store run for the party?
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"A Political Party is Still a Party"
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