Young Blasters

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Young Blasters

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 12, 2013 8:53 pm

I am here to whine about the young. How did we lose them? Have no youngsters truly enjoyed the lovely Aunt Ethly Alc?

Now they just want the effects, it appears (in a fog for them) that they can by-pass the flavor and taste, and the slow descent into inebriation.

Rail, with me. Rail against the drying of the light of alcohol.

You can type any name you like to "post as"

And just type in any fake email address, as along as there is a @ followed by another word and then a .com


Let's have us some Drunkard fun, shall we?

(Cranberry Zero, the operator of this site, is fine with it. But these young kids need to be told to STFU) LOLZ
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Mr. Viking » Mon May 13, 2013 1:56 am

ahem
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by mistah willies » Mon May 13, 2013 6:15 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:ahem
Indeed.


You are wise beyond your years, young man, in the language of the Drunkard.
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon May 13, 2013 8:35 pm

Consarn it!
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Sgt. HSA » Tue May 14, 2013 8:40 pm

As soon as I heard the stories about kids doing booze enemas, I knew we were fucked.

Seriously, whatever happened to enjoying drinking?
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Wingman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:10 pm

when i was a child, i drank as a child.

now that i'm a man, i've put such things behind me and whatnot.

through a glass, darkly.

yep.
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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Shane-O-Matic » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:19 pm

Aye, something's wrong. I have a small circle of friends who I struggle to see more than once a month. Through fortune, familiarity or some other fucking thing, we all know that the night isn't going to end on a beautiful high if we're undrunk. So we get drunk. We never seem to talk about it; we just do it. It's that unspoken telepathy. At 24, I'm one of the older ones. My judgement can;t be so bad if all my friends turn out to be drunks.

Much of my regular drinking is performed alone or with older friends. Makes sense. They have more money, but I reckon I have the same thirst.

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Re: Young Blasters

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:23 pm

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