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This place smells of gin, french food, and nerd.

Post by ValkyreBrunnhilde » Wed May 15, 2013 6:57 pm

I like.
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Post by peetie44 » Wed May 15, 2013 7:51 pm

Who are you calling French?
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Post by ValkyreBrunnhilde » Wed May 15, 2013 8:00 pm

Sorry. I'm am looking for a Mr. Giles French.
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Post by coqui_chris » Wed May 15, 2013 9:34 pm

Freedom fries and Freedom toast over here
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu May 16, 2013 11:58 am

Escargot? I say: "Escar-STOP!"
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Post by Mr. Viking » Thu May 16, 2013 12:15 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Escargot? I say: "Escar-STOP!"
Sammy the snail went into an aston martin dealership to buy a new Vanquish (it was a while back) Having bought the car, he asked if, before delivery a large "S" could be painted on the back. The dealer asked him "Is that so people see you have the new 's' model?"
"No, it's so when I overtake people they will say 'look at that s car go'"
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Post by GSG » Thu May 16, 2013 1:15 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Escargot? I say: "Escar-STOP!"
Sammy the snail went into an aston martin dealership to buy a new Vanquish (it was a while back) Having bought the car, he asked if, before delivery a large "S" could be painted on the back. The dealer asked him "Is that so people see you have the new 's' model?"
"No, it's so when I overtake people they will say 'look at that s car go'"
ba dum tish
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Post by mistah willies » Mon May 20, 2013 7:30 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Escargot? I say: "Escar-STOP!"
Sammy the snail went into an aston martin dealership to buy a new Vanquish (it was a while back) Having bought the car, he asked if, before delivery a large "S" could be painted on the back. The dealer asked him "Is that so people see you have the new 's' model?"
"No, it's so when I overtake people they will say 'look at that s car go'"
ba dum tish
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:19 am

Cider and Gin, Dreher and Hazi Palinka, and Micro-brewery ale and proper (i.e. Kentucky) Bourbon, might be more accurate.
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Post by One for the Frog » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:09 pm

Palinka wrote:Cider and Gin, Dreher and Hazi Palinka, and Micro-brewery ale and proper (i.e. Kentucky) Bourbon, might be more accurate.
I somewhat truly hate Dreher. Look how I became a traitor going for the Czech brews recently.

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Post by One for the Frog » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:10 pm

How many more should I post to meet old Hemingway? I'm getting bored with the other beardy guy.

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Post by mistah willies » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:14 pm

One for the Frog wrote:How many more should I post to meet old Hemingway? I'm getting bored with the other beardy guy.
Collect them all!

I dont' have any beardy guys near me, and I keep thinking that Hemingway looks like Sean COnnery.

I'll take The Rapists for $200, Alex.

(Edited to add the link. I truly enjoy this short link, for three reasons, which are these:

1. Recorded by some guy with his phone cam, which means he is either:

a. drunk
b. lazy
c. can't figure out his digital tevo shit
d. all the above

2. I never thought to just go ahead and shoot stuff in this manner

3. It's friggin Rez/Gangsta (ghetto)/Raw-Real/the only version to be found on YT.)

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:11 am

One for the Frog wrote:How many more should I post to meet old Hemingway? I'm getting bored with the other beardy guy.
Alas, I cannot help you there, brother Frog; it has been many years since I had glasses, bottles or heads neath my nom de boire.
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:40 am

My cologne is called "Halitosis".

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Post by mistah willies » Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:26 am

frankennietzsche wrote:My cologne is called "Halitosis".

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