Unicorns are in the Bible!

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Unicorns are in the Bible!

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Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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22 Deus eduxit illum de Ægypto,
cujus fortitudo similis est rhinocerotis.
Vulgate

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Unicorns...related to narwhals?

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I had a dream about a narwal sea cow that had a giant titty on its head and it swam it's nipple right into my mouth
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Sounds sexy.

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But, if it's in the Bible, it must be true. Unicorns are strong. Unless, they aren't for true, even if they are in the Bible. But, that would imply that other things in the Bible aren't necessarily true...
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frankennietzsche wrote:But, if it's in the Bible, it must be true. Unicorns are strong. Unless, they aren't for true, even if they are in the Bible. But, that would imply that other things in the Bible aren't necessarily true...
Young man, you appear to be using logic to discern the Bible. Well, this Pee-Wob is the place for discussions about religion etc. so this is the correct place for such inquiry.

But does the Bible truly contain any logic at all? Isn't it all supposed to be about faith?

What would Jeebus do?


(If you need a Devil's Advocate for your further inquiry, I'll be happy to pursue, if there are no devotees of Lawd Almighty Jeebus who can respond. Just gonna have to dust off my chalice...)

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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frankennietzsche wrote:Here's some faith for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
It appears that no one else is up for the challenge, young friend. Gawdayam. Cue crickets.



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Have at Ye!

Unicorns are indeed described in the Bible, but wasn’t it simply an English translation from Sanskrit of another sort of beast, in a way that made sense for the newbs who were read to from the King James version thrusted upon them Brits?

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The Bible also says drinking is bad, so it can't be right:

http://biblia.com/bible/esv/Ephesians%205.18

Or is it just saying we should drink whiskey instead? Surely that's the holy Spirit.

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The Habsburgs had/have a Unicorn horn in their collection of Relics.

http://www.habsburger.net/en/chapter/ho ... g-treasure
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I had a dream about a narwal sea cow that had a giant titty on its head and it swam it's nipple right into my mouth
Just one giant titteh?

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HAHAHA WOW!
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awesome. unicorns are pretty. ;)
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