Unicorns are in the Bible!

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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by GSG » Thu May 30, 2013 7:31 pm

Wanna see George Takei respond to young religious believers at an anti-gay marriage protest? Of course you do.
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu May 30, 2013 8:57 pm

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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by GSG » Fri May 31, 2013 6:17 pm

I don't love anyone enough to give them my last chocolate #ROLO
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by GSG » Fri May 31, 2013 6:18 pm

You can have a mint though #POLO
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by GSG » Fri May 31, 2013 6:21 pm

Hello Springboks! #MOLO
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by GSG » Fri May 31, 2013 6:26 pm

Oh and this makes for a brilliant and sometimes hilarious teaching aid when the kids are studying Christianity.
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Bur » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:01 am

I would argue that ponies would make it easier for kids to relate to the bible.

This obviously is a good thing, because it's not about the content but the message.

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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:37 pm

There are no ponies in the Bible. Lots of asses, though.
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:03 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:There are no ponies in the Bible. Lots of asses, though.
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:07 am

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by One for the Frog » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:03 am

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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Wingman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:01 pm

frankennietzsche wrote: unicorn rhinocerotisl
um....
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:26 pm

"um..." nothing.
Bible. Unicorns.
Period! PERIOD!
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Re: Unicorns are in the Bible!

Post by Wingman » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:56 pm

well, if the king james version was good enough for jesus, it's good enough for me.
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