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Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:16 pm

Fuck you! Fucking med school dropouts; and the fricken horse that you can't treat, either. Cnuts (strictly talking Danish kings, of course).
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Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:47 pm

I like my dentist. He gives me balloons and stickers if I'm good
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Post by GSG » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:42 pm

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:02 pm

Some people like that kind of thing...

Still pisses me off that they get to call themselves Doctor, though.
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Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:27 pm

anti-dentites
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:16 pm

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Post by GSG » Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:59 am

Actually my new dentist is cool. Straight to business, no boring chit chat - just a quick check up and away. My last dentist seemed to want a heart to heart every six months. That's why I don't go to hairdressers any more, although at least at the dentist you have an excuse not to reply. A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
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Post by One for the Frog » Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:51 am

You should brush your teeth
Or get them removed

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:39 am

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Post by Patchez » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:03 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
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Post by GSG » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:56 pm

Patchez wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!

That was what you meant, right?
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Re: Dentists?

Post by Patchez » Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:59 pm

GinSoakedGirl wrote:
Patchez wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote: A thousand sighs to awkward small talk with strangers.
Don't make it awkward for you, make it awkward for them. Ask your dentist if he has any tips for oral exercises that would help you with a gentle man if 9 exceptional inches and an impressive girth. that should shut him up for awhile.
I think you may have a good idea there! If someone asked me for advice on how to talk to exceptionally small and chubby dwarves, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable too!

That was what you meant, right?
Close. Though you've inadvertently described me. Small, chubby dwarf.

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Post by Bur » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:43 pm

Dat beard.

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Post by l... » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:54 pm

you guys can afford dentists? ;)
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:42 am

l... wrote:you guys can afford dentists? ;)
See the posts regarding "Health Service".
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