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Re: Dentists?

Post by l... » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:55 am

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l... wrote:you guys can afford dentists? ;)
See the posts regarding "Health Service".
i was kidding ;)i know this. I've been having a tough time w/ all health care lately. ESPECIALLY teeth. I should hop a train to Canada. ;) until then i will drink this fine drink. :)
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Re: Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:31 pm

Just look what dentists can do to you!
Kids, stay in school and don't do dentistry!
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Re: Dentists?

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:41 pm

I know a man who was so frightened of his dentist that he tore the armrest of the chair and hit him with it. Says it was a bit cringey when they were reunited 20 years later
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Re: Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:32 pm

My teeth are like those of the Komodo Dragon; one bite and you're fucked...
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Re: Dentists?

Post by One for the Frog » Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:16 am

Palinka Morningstar wrote:Just look what dentists can do to you!
Kids, stay in school and don't do dentistry!
Do they use rape frog?

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Re: Dentists?

Post by One for the Frog » Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:17 am

One for the Frog wrote:frog?
Of course I mean: drog. Fucking intelligent phone.

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Re: Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:26 am

One for the Frog wrote:
One for the Frog wrote:frog?
Of course I mean: drog. Fucking intelligent phone.
Actually, you mean "drug". And the answer is no, the "date-rape drug" that you are referring to, rohypnol, has no licensed used in dentistry. The young lady, in that clip, was probably given a mixture of heavy sedation (usually an intravenous injection of liquid diazepam, also known as valium) and a nasal pump of nitrous oxide.

I am pretty sure that you are now likely to receive plenty of enquires about "date-rape frogs", though. Maybe you should change your name to "One for the HypnoToad"?

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Re: Dentists?

Post by One for the Frog » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:58 am

Fuck that, it is drug.
It was a funny fail, anyway.
My phone is definitely smarter than me, or so it seems.

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Re: Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:24 am

One for the Frog wrote:...My phone is definitely smarter than me, or so it seems.
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Re: Dentists?

Post by One for the Frog » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:28 am

Still thinking about picking hypnotoad for my avatar, though.

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Re: Dentists?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:56 am

One for the Frog wrote:Still thinking about picking hypnotoad for my avatar, though.
I can see how that might appeal to you...

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And, of course,...

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