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Bur wrote:This thread all kinds of saddens me. Luckily I have alcohol within reach.
Go away and "enjoy" this! Cheers, P...
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Bur wrote:This thread all kinds of saddens me. Luckily I have alcohol within reach.
Fucking Bur:

I did my best to turn it around. I gave it a right proper dose of Harvey Korman, a splash of Mel Brooks and a pinch of sweet rack.

I thought when Palinka and Mr. Viking gave us Boobies and Tits we'd turned the corner. Boobies and Tits always bring a bit of sunshine into any conversation, no matter how sad the thread.

Glad to hear you have alcohol w/in reach. Sometimes, it's the only curative.

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For your consideration...
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Palinka wrote:For your consideration...
Against my better judgment..... for your consideration.
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Surreal wrote: Against my better judgment..... for your consideration.
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Apparently, being a wife-beating douchebag can be bad for your health. Who knew?
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Palinka wrote:Apparently, being a wife-beating douchebag can be bad for your health. Who knew?
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frankennietzsche wrote:Don't hate the player; hate the game.
Well, when the fucker in question should be shunned by humanity as a total dickwad for publicly beating on his grlfriend twice; I do believe that he should be spurned as one would a rabid cur, a hatemonger or alcohol free beer.

However, it is entirely possible that I have a concussion, right now. So I shall leave itto everyone's consciences as to how they send hate mail to the tosser.
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Uh-oh, everyone keep still; we may have be spotted...
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A "Best Joke" list, from the Edinburgh Festival, with no Women?
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NO PAULA POUNDSTONE?!?!
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I don't care what the tourist books say, I'll not be kissing the Poundstone on my visit.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I've serious things to say and I will say them
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