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Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:15 pm

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:31 pm

Hmmmm...Converting people after they are dead is a Mormon thing. You don't think that these "Satanists" and the Mormons are in some way...Nah...That would be crazy...
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:58 pm

As crazy as sacred underwear onsies?
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by l... » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:51 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:As crazy as sacred underwear onsies?

that's just some weird shit. fascinating..but WEIRD. underwear, but like a Mormon, i'd prefer to say GARMENT. :p http://www.mormon-underwear.com/
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by peetie44 » Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:01 am

frankennietzsche wrote:As crazy as sacred underwear onsies?
This.
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Screwball » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:43 pm

Oops! I poop in my sacred underwear onsies.

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:11 pm

Screwball wrote:Oops! I poop in my sacred underwear onsies.
I think they call that a kolob.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:42 pm

Not a "Salt Lake City Steamer"?
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by peetie44 » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:28 am

frankennietzsche wrote:Not a "Salt Lake City Steamer"?
Or maybe a Latter Day Log?
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by steved2112 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:28 pm

WBC should be shunned. People keep talking about them, so what they're up to is working.
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Screwball » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:34 pm

All christians should be shunned. They are always pushing their god into my government.

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by mistah willies » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:23 pm

Screwball wrote:All christians should be shunned. They are always pushing their god into my government.
I know, separation anxiety huh. Like they been forsaken. Let em all in: Wiccans, Buddhists, tribal, or none at all. Atheists? Maybe that'd be the fairest. Just no Hubbard folks, cool?

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:28 am

tdcwillies wrote:...What happneded to Opiates being the new opiate of the masses?...
That would be TV that you are thinking of, there.
tdcwillies wrote:...Or has this already happened and that's why them christians are controlling...
Yes, and yes.
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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by One for the Frog » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:39 am

tdcwillies wrote:...Atheists? Maybe that'd be the fairest...
Nah, we had that here, and it kinda didn't work.
Of course, they were commies, too. So maybe that's the reason it didn't work.

However I could enjoy a sarcastic and agnostic government not doing anything the same way as others don't do anything, but having a party instead.

And I mean "party" in the good way.

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Re: Satanists versus Westboro

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:54 am

I always wanted to found a completely upfront political body; it would be known as, "The Corruption Party" and would have the slogan, "Our policies are whatever you are willing to pay!" Instead of a Party Treasurer, we would have , "The Bribetaker General". The Party Leader would be known as, "The Dude" and instead of going to war we would invite our potential opponents for talks then spike their drinks and take compromising pictures of them with whatever their countries biggest no-no was*; so in Putin's case, we'd photo him with a bear (and I ain't talking grizzly or polar, although maybe brown). Sure we'd still sell weapons but we'd make sure that we kept the "disable" codes.
The Corruption Party logo would be a hand in someone else's pocket. In short we would be honourably dishonest.


*And totally steal their wallets.
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